04.20.2007 ITS ALL SOMEONE ELSES FAULT

About two months ago it was mentioned on here that Britney was going to claim that she shaved her head as a show of solidarity for an aunt who had cancer, not because she was high or drunk or emotionally unstable.  And now it seems she has decided to run with that excuse in response to an email her father wrote to the New York Post with a public apology from the Spears family to Britney’s former manager, Larry Rudolph.  Britney fired Rudolph last Friday.  Among other things, she blamed him for forcing her into rehab, even though she says she was never an addict.  Britneys dad writes:

"When Larry Rudolph talked Britney into going into rehab, he was doing what her mother, father and team of professionals with over 100 years of experience knew needed to be done. She was out of control. Larry was the one chosen by the team to roll up his sleeves and deliver the message, to help save her life.
"The Spears family would like to publicly apologize to Larry for our daughter's statements about him over the past few weeks. Unfortunately, she blames him and her family for where she is at today with her kids and career. Larry has always been there for Britney. For this, we will forever be grateful to him."

Britney replied:

"I am praying for my father. We have never had a good relationship. It's sad that all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman's love. I am concentrating on my work and my life right now."

And as far as shaving her head, a source close to Britney says:

"Britney's aunt had just died of cancer. She was feeling very guilty because she hadn't been there with her, she was overwhelmingly depressed and she shaved her head in solidarity."

Well this is very obviously a lie.  If she shaved her to show her support, why has she worn a hat every day since.  Just once it would be refreshing if one of these celebrities wasn’t a total jackass, but of course now I’m just being ridiculous.  Of course they’re gonna be a jackass and fight with their dad through statements issued to a newspaper.  Man, if only there was someway to communicate directly … but how?!?! 




(76) Comments

  1. JC 04/20/2007 11:48

    Sadly, first?

  2. Guinny_Ire 04/20/2007 11:49

    Ha Ha. Looks like Britney is back in Ho training. Kind of like Uncle Fester with a hot body.

  3. JC 04/20/2007 11:49

    I wish she would believe one of those Nigerian scams or play too much roulette and lose it all. That way, both she and K-Fed would be broke.

  4. pepsiaftertaste 04/20/2007 11:50

    the more i see her the more she climbs on my “famous sluts who i would like to take a shit in my mouth list” and i think she’s dirty enough to do it. i would eat it and smear it all over my cock as i jack off over her face.

  5. foo 04/20/2007 11:51

    What a fucking stupid bitch

  6. Pink Panther 04/20/2007 11:52

    I’m gonna post a comment about Alec Baldwin here, if that’s OK. No-one reads after the first 30, do they?

    I think A. B. should be applauded for taking such a tough line with his daughter - if Mr Hilton had done the same with Paris, maybe the world would be a better place today! I think Paris’ dad should be getting a lot more abuse than he does.

    Britney can fuck off, too. Her parents should be ashamed of themselves.

  7. youfoolio 04/20/2007 11:56

    britney= what alec baldwin’s daughter would become without some tongue lashings from daddy. god what a stupid cunt she’s proving herself to be over and over again. “REAL woman?” PUH-LEESE BITCH. sell that shit somewhere else.

  8. Savannah 04/20/2007 11:56

    “It’s sad that all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman’s love.”

    Wow. So poor Britney is the victim in all this, huh? The problem is all the men in her life, huh? That explains everything.

    *rolls eyes*

  9. brian16 04/20/2007 11:57

    At least she’s looking semi-fuckable again.

  10. Doctress Leisa 04/20/2007 12:01

    I wish she were a Baldwin.

  11. HoneySuckle 04/20/2007 12:01

    DAMN I hate this whore. “A real woman’s love”????? uh…yeah.

  12. Juan 04/20/2007 12:04

    Britney bald-head spin #2: “OK, you don’t buy the relative-with-cancer story? Well, Britney shaved her head because…she had head lice. Satisfied?”

  13. Juan 04/20/2007 12:06

    Britney bald-head spin #3: “Britney shaved her head because, after watching a re-run of the old Kojak TV show, she thought it was a good look for her.”

  14. Bulb 04/20/2007 12:08

    My buddy just died of cancer. I was feeling very happy because I hadn’t been there with him, the guy was a total dickhead so FUCK HIM. I got overwhelmingly drunk and I shaved my balls in solidarity. By solidarity I mean my other buddies bet me 50 bucks I wouldn’t do it.

  15. Dave03 04/20/2007 12:09

    Does anyone else find it sick that she is using cancer as an excuse for her bad behavior? I mean people have cancer and die of it everyday and this bitch uses other people’s emotions and feelings to make an excuse for her bad behavior.

  16. travis1717 04/20/2007 12:09

    I have the following 2 theories: #1 - She got pissed she wasn’t asked to be on Wrestlemania for a shaved head match against Torrie or #2 she took the Bears in the Super Bowl

  17. Juan 04/20/2007 12:10

    Britney bald-head spin #4: “Britney joined the Hare Krishna cult. But she changed her mind.” #5 “Britney did it as a tribute to the late, great Curly Howard.” #6: “Britney decided to get serious about the game of tennis and wanted her head to resemble and feel like a tennis ball.”

  18. EdgardoElegante 04/20/2007 12:20

    Spin #6, Britney wanted to be more aerodynamic, so she can chase SUVs with an umbrella a lot faster.

  19. brian16 04/20/2007 12:20

    I’d engage her in painful anal sex.

  20. maddona_kebabsoff 04/20/2007 12:22

    Look at that twat with the viddy jammed in his eye! I think he is about to explode some man mustard into his pants. I bite my lower lip just befor I blast off as well. Wanker. Oh and britney is a fuckwit.

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