Us magazine says that Jessica Simpson will host a special performance by the Pussycat Dolls at their lounge inside of PURE nightclub in Las Vegas. Presumably, this means Jess will wear traditional Pussycat gear, including tight leather and fishnets, like previous hosts Eva Longoria, Denise Richards, Charlize Theron and Scarlett Johansson have. Us says:
Sex-crazed men of the world rejoice: Jessica Simpson is getting back to her cleavage-baring ways … Simpson will don her naughty-wear May 4 when she plays host to a special performance by the Pussycat Dolls at the scantily-clad group's themed lounge at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas. "This is a chance for her to be sexy again and back in the spotlight," a club source tells us.
Jessica doesn’t even look that great lately, but she’s still eleventy billion times hotter than the Pussycat Dolls, so they really might wanna reconsider. These little shows are sort of like a competition to see who can be the sexiest, and these trannies keep inviting chicks way way hotter than they are. It's like if an army of monkeys took on the regular army. No matter what cute tricks the monkey army can do, like riding a skateboard and clapping, the regular army can do that too. Plus they have enormous guns. And looking cute in a suit and fedora isn't gonna make you any less likely to explode when the bullets hit you. So, to recap, the Pussycat Dolls are exactly like an army of monkeys. Thank you.
thats Charlize and Scarlett in the pics, case you couldn’t tell.
she’s a slut, but i still would eat her poop.
Seriously, what’s with the over the top make up? What is this, the fucking Rocky Horror Picture Show?
Is that a bit of nip I see?! Let’s go with yes, just for the fun of it! :)
wtf, happened to Charlize?
I think Scarlett looks great, but that look doesn’t fit Charlize.
Maybe my standards are low (no maybe about it) but I’d do all of them. In a single night. And leave them spent but happy. That’s just my generous nature.
EdgardoElegante - It would make sense with the Pussycat Dolls if they started singing “I’m a Sweet Transvestite”.
I like filthy slutty Scarlett way more than I like the typical everyday slutty Scarlett. That’s just me though.
Thank you for the nip shot. That is all.
On the other hand, if the monkeys came through a time machine from the future where apes have evolved from men, it could be a different story. Monkeys on horseback, with nukes, would be contenders.
Armour-plated bears are the future in military/animal warefare…
Also, those tits in the banner look like they are going to burst out of the top “Sproing!” and bounce around like googly-eye glasses! It makes me smile… :-)
Believe it or not - I’d hit it.
Scarlett Jo makes a great ho. I hate to admit it but SJ is really just a sexy body and an O.K. face. Whoa - that’s more than I get in a lifetime.
omgnipslip!!!
I dunno with the make-up. i do know Brend.on forgot to mention actress Christina Applegate(also Christina Aguilera) was part of the guest members. As well as one of the dance choreographers. But at least it’s a good article.
Why would any of those women want to host a Pussycat Dolls show? That’s like Brad Pitt deciding it’s a good career move to do a Burger King commercial. In this country.
An army of monkey (as in the colloquial term for pussy, not the singular of simian) could be quite effective. Derek Flint was able to infiltrate a rocket base accompanied by a bevy of busty beauties as they more than distracted the guards.
Stacy in Hollywood, all the celebs copy one another. especially the women. so when one lady(I use the term loosely) does something and it gets attention, a band wagon forms. So when Applegate did the tour in 97 or so. Everybody else joined in . because let’s face it, they are famous NOT for their acting. but for guys to shoot a load over. and you got to be a major gaylord or some conservative a-hole to not even think about sex with one of these females.