04.18.2007 LIZ HURLEY IS AN AWESOME MOM

It really does look like she punched his little ass in the stomach three seconds earlier, doesn't it?  And good for her. Little bastard.  Hurley may be 50 or something, but she has what math scientists refer to as "really nice boobs", so I'd like to show my support for her dragging around injured kids.  I'm also a proponent of abusing seniors and kicking birthday puppies. 


(45) Comments

  1. Guinny_Ire 04/18/2007 14:17

    That’s the classic “I gotta pee” as my mom’s dragging me look

  2. Mike35 04/18/2007 14:21

    Id get a boner too holding Liz Hurley’s hand

  3. Condo MD 04/18/2007 14:22

    lol, that’s definitely the I gotta pee look and what’s that other hand coming in from the left side.

  4. Victell 04/18/2007 14:22

    Liz Hurley is so fine and sexy she could be eating her baby’s leg like a smoked turkey drumstick and I would just compliment her on how good it smells.

  5. Observer 04/18/2007 14:25

    I overheard her saying: “Shut the F*uck up - I’m on the phone” - and then she booted him in the stomach.

  6. Pedro! 04/18/2007 14:25

    I’m getting a boner right now

  7. Observer 04/18/2007 14:28

    The phantom hand is the nanny - if she tickles that kid - then problem solved.

  8. Victell 04/18/2007 14:31

    That whiny little keys-hiding brat is just throwing a tantrum. Liz is probably calling his father to come give him a right ass kicking. Besides, I told Liz to leave kid cockblocker at home next time.

  9. Victell 04/18/2007 14:34

    Pic 1 the kid looks like Paul McCartney.

  10. Lisa02 04/18/2007 14:34

    Notice she’s not holding his hand, just “lets” him hang onto her MIDDLE FINGER. What a bitch!

  11. maddona_kebabsoff 04/18/2007 14:36

    That is the hand of the resident Scientologist who lurks in the park ready for a tragic happening to spring up.

  12. Victell 04/18/2007 14:38

    I lurk in the park waiting for uh other things to spring up.

  13. Angel Eyes Van Cleef 04/18/2007 14:42

    What, like daffodils? The kid also dresses like Paul McCartney.

  14. Robert 04/18/2007 14:44

    I do|n’t think that came out right Victell - unless your on the George Michael Park Tour. In either case, nothing says “Higher Power” than a well built woman in short shorts and no bra. “Let loose the Dogs of War!”

  15. foo 04/18/2007 14:47

    The Mom is a fucking whore

  16. Craig 04/18/2007 14:47

    I’m not so sure that’s the “I gotta pee” look… to me it looks more like the “I’m about to shit like a Tiajuana circus elephant” look…

  17. howdydoody 04/18/2007 14:54

    Thats a “Mom, why did you let that man touch me there?” look on his face, and the Scientologist nanny reaches out to tell the boy “Pipe down, that how we do things here!”

  18. Juan 04/18/2007 14:55

    that hand coming in from the left side of pic 3 is either Angelina Jolie or Mado*nna trying to snag another “orphaned” child. Legally, if Liz Hurley lets go of the tot’s hand for more than 30 seconds, the child is fair game for “adoption.”

  19. Cindy 04/18/2007 14:56

    Tijuana. Not Tiajuana. And Liz H. is a cunt.

  20. the dog 04/18/2007 14:56

    I’d hit the kid, then I’d hit her.

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