Pam Anderson writes on her personal website that she doesn’t spend much time worrying about how she looks when she goes swimming with her kids. Which explains these recent candids from Hawaii:
Thank god I don't have a google alert on myself (like some people I know do on themselves) - I've just been sent some pics from Hawaii - I have to laugh - well at least the world knows I don't get botox - ha!…I'm much hotter in my mind - (I swear I look better) - then again I hardly check a mirror before I go outside - may start doing that more.
I may have to start working out too though - genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far.
I just refuse to let these paparazzi ruin my time or my lifestyle in general with my children - I'm not going to spend time putting makeup on or staying covered up on the beach - it's definitely surreal though - I think I look alright but everywhere you turn you have a camera in your face - up you butt - it's crazy - too many tabloids - must be running out of stuff to print…I'm a semi-retired single mom - hello?
So I guess Pam thinks if she doesn’t look at her picture, she wont age, sort of like a slutty version of Dorian Grey, but although she’s kind of lumpy, she’s 39 and the mother of two. Even with an awesome genetic hand, this is pretty much what human beings look like when they’re 39 and the mother of two. So thanks to these pictures for reminding us that time slowly turns even perfect women into monsters. I don’t think I’m alone when I say that Science really needs to get off their ass and invent a way for me to have sex with a robot. Then life will be good. No more aging and no more fights. And if we do fight, I'll hump the dryer right in front of her to remind her who's boss.
FIRST
Paul Wolfowitz is a republican Hardliner.
Tranny Trouble on pic 1.
I love how she says she doesn’t care and is having fun on her vacation but takes time to post a response on the internet. Insecure much, Pam? Par for the course for a skank that made herself with big fake boobs, posing nude, and creating the celebrity sex tape industry.
im not sure what you are smoking… i still think she’s pretty fucking hot.
Is she really bemoaning media intrusion when she started the trend of the celebrity sex tape? That camera “up you [sic] butt” Pammy, was Tommy’s, remember?
I am not 100% sure, but I think I would hit it.
Not aging well as expected Who now will take her place???
“Sex with a robot…” I have a used vacuum cleaner you can borrow…will that do?
i’ll hit her anytime !!! She’s still hot for her age !
i guess this is what we all have to look forward to in our lives… and it’s very, very scary.
She is so not hot for her age. Salma Heyek is older and hotter. Although she is now ruined by the curse of children too…
BAARRFF. Goldie Hawn is SIXTY and looks better than this.
I believe that “I’d hit it” has now replaced FIRST! on the internet.
I’d still hit it. With a condom though.
The force is proportional to the product of the masses and inversely so to the square of the distance between them. The only way she can avoid further sagging into unfuckability is to leave the planet.
pam anderson (in her prime) is to perfect what carlos mencia is to funny.
Nice implant fold on pic 12. BLECH!
I’d fuck the shit out of her, literally. I’d stick it in her ass and ram it until she pooped on my dick and then I’d have poopy dick. hehehe.
That’s retarded.