PAX JOLIE-PITT

Angelina Jolie petitioned a court in Santa Monica last week to officially change the name of her adopted son from Pax Thien Jolie to Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt.  Even though Jolie has adopted all three of her kids as a single parent, boyfriend Brad Pitt is now listed as the legal guardian for her first two and their legal surname is now Jolie-Pitt as well.  Was that really fuckin confusing?  I'm pretty sure it was.  People says:

Pax, 3, was adopted from a Vietnamese orphanage in March, joining Pitt and Jolie's three other children, Maddox, 5, Zahara, 2, and Shiloh, 10 months.   Because Vietnamese law makes it difficult for unmarried couples to adopt, Jolie applied solo, and the boy's name became Pax Thien Jolie.   In January 2006, after Jolie made a similar request in the same court, her other adopted children, Maddox and Zahara, were officially named Jolie-Pitt.

I don't know if this is a good idea or not, all I know for sure is that these kids all have names like they just landed here on a spaceship and my computer started to smoke when I ran a spell check.  Congratulations, everybody!