04.27.2007 SANDRA BULLOCK IS UNDER ATTACK

A woman obsessed with Sandra Bullock almost killed Sandra's husband, Jesse James, last Sunday night outside of their Orange County home when the woman repeatedly attempted to run James over with her car.  TMZ says:

Cops say that Bullock, along with James' 10-year-old child, looked on in horror as Marcia Valentine "attempted 3 or 4 times to run Jesse James over with her silver Mercedes." Jesse was never struck by the car during the alleged incident.
We're told Valentine also "laid in the driveway and wouldn't move."
Orange County Sheriffs were contacted and responded to the scene, but Valentine allegedly fled before they arrived. After an intense manhunt, officers located Valentine early Monday morning and took her into custody.  Valentine is being held on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon.

This woman must be an awesome driver because Jesse James is kinda fat.  He doesn’t look like he’s diving out of the way of anything.  He's almost at the point where if you tipped him over, his arms wouldn't even fall to his side, they would just stick out like you knocked over a sawhorse. 


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  1. Brave Sir Robin 04/27/2007 12:05

    fir………….

  2. Laylo 04/27/2007 12:08

    …galicious?

  3. Brave Sir Robin 04/27/2007 12:09

    fucking outlaws

  4. KJ 04/27/2007 12:09

    Somebody call the care police.

  5. Brave Sir Robin 04/27/2007 12:09

    …burger

  6. RonDogg 04/27/2007 12:14

    I’d do her with one of those electric batons from Demolition Man… yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa

  7. Pedro! 04/27/2007 12:15

    replace ’sawhorse’ with ‘weeble-wobble’

  8. Pedro! 04/27/2007 12:16

    and ‘arms’ with ‘fat’

  9. Pedro! 04/27/2007 12:16

    you know what im sayin

  10. kapp 04/27/2007 12:17

    you sure your thinking of the right guy? Jesse James is the host of Monser Garage. are you thinking of Kevin James, the guy from “King of Queens”?

  11. Shea Nasty 04/27/2007 12:24

    What difference does it make, kapp? They’re both slobby pieces of shit that deserve to be run over.

  12. andy 04/27/2007 12:32

    I’d run over Jesse before Kevin, at least Kevin is kinda funny and has worked with Jerry Stiller.

  13. angela 04/27/2007 12:33

    i imagine him shouting “OLAY!” with each pass of the car.

  14. bryce 04/27/2007 12:41

    That’s pretty cool. Although why go after nobodies like them while Paris is still breathing?

  15. bryce 04/27/2007 12:42

    And shouldn’t the title be ‘Sandra Bullock’s wank husband is under attack’? Although I suppose she is going to be Lesbianized if that crazy whore can get past her man…

  16. Lightdragon 04/27/2007 12:43

    I would do Sandra. she needs to loose the tan thou. anyway there is more to this story than meets the eye. As stalkers usually don`t do this at first. But then again this is the first time I heard of a lesiban stalker celebrity case. Gays usually don`t do that unless you are either gay or considered gay or someone puts them up to it. So that means that sandra bullock is either bi, her marriage is a sham and she secretly has lesban lovers, this woman was told that Bullock did such things or was paid off. I had a few months ago a gay guy stalking me. As people were telling him i was gay. Why anyone would stalk me is beyond me. The few people that saw my pic would know that is crazy.

  17. Chance 04/27/2007 12:43

    I thought it was just in Houston that people mowed others down with Mercedes???

  18. Lightdragon 04/27/2007 12:44

    one minute apart and bryce basically said the same thing as me.

  19. bryce 04/27/2007 12:45

    Alway one step ahead… (arches fingers and gives smug smile)

  20. Jim 04/27/2007 12:55

    Obsessed with Sandra Bullock? Did I step into a time warp again? Is this 1995?

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