THE DIE HARD 4 TRAILER IS HERE

This trailer swings from dumb to cool and back again about every two seconds. It has Timothy Olyphant from "Deadwood" and Maggie Q from my wish book, so that's cool, but it doesn’t have a bikini car wash, so that kind of sucks. And you can look all you want, but Ben Affleck just isn't there, my friends. Sorry. But it does have a special guest appearance by the FA-22 Raptor, and since the awesome killing power of the American military gives me a hard on, this movie goes right back to being fantastic. The Raptor and I agree: you enemies of freedom better watch your ass.

HUMILIATING UPDATE – okay, so that plane is probably the F-35 Lightining, which looks very much like the FA-22 Raptor.  I probably should have made sure, but I thought only chicks read this page.  And with 20 minute conversations about fighter planes, it's easy to see why.