05.02.2007 ANGELINA IS A GOOD DANCER

Last week while at a screening for her documentary "A Place In Time", Angelina Jolie - minus Brad Pitt who did not attend - had a few drinks and reportedly started doing a lap dance for her one-time co-star Oliver Martinez.   Us.com says:

After an official bash at Hotel Gansevoort – where the star drank wine and, a source tells Us, was “really outgoing and very chatty” – Jolie headed to a small VIP afterparty at nearby eatery Gin Lane.
Among the guests: actor Olivier Martinez, a participant in the documentary and her costar in the 2004 thriller Taking Lives, with whom she reportedly had a fling at the time.
Encouraged by a group of drummers, the actress eventually began waving her arms around. But it wasn’t until Jolie started dancing for Martinez that things got really wild.
“She turned to him on the banquette and was shaking it in front of him. She was giving him a lap dance, ” another reveler tells Us. “She was looking over her shoulder, tossing a glance his way."
As another partygoer describes it, “It was very, very flirty.”
“When she is with someone she knows, she might appear to be flirtatious, but it’s just affection.”

Screw that, Brad needs to beat this dudes ass.  I would but his last name is Martinez and minorities are scary.  Just the other day a black person chased me at the park.  I guess technically it was a black squirrel, but still, he chased me for almost three miles.  Eeeeeeee!!!!

(these pictures are about two years old, by the way, only up to show how … umm … "friendly" Angelina looks when she's had a few glasses of wine.  full size copy of the banner pic here)




(69) Comments

  1. Pedro! 05/02/2007 16:37

    primero!

  2. eggs 05/02/2007 16:37

    yanks-suck.com

  3. Johnny5 05/02/2007 16:43

    what a whore

  4. Doctress Leisa 05/02/2007 16:43

    What’s Brad gonna do? Angie clearly has his balls in her pocket, and you know she’s the fucking boss of that relationship. Grab the kids and get in the car, Brad! Follow me around the world so I can squat with the natives, Brad! Go to the store and buy me tampons, Brad! Don’t like it when I dry hump old lovers in public–too fucking bad!

    The only reason he allows himself to be emasculated this way is because she lets him touch her cooter.

  5. GunGuy 05/02/2007 16:48

    She’s a fucking succubus…or not.

  6. Conal 05/02/2007 16:50

    Take note ladies. When you look like that, you can be as bat-shit crazy as you want. I had some snarky comments about her, but my penis vetoed them. She just looks like so much fun.

  7. bryce 05/02/2007 16:53

    Doc: Isn’t that the only reason men have ‘relationships’ with women? And now I know the secret to banging Angie. Lots of white wine. And roofies. Lots of roofies.

  8. EdgardoElegante 05/02/2007 17:04

    Aw skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

  9. Juan 05/02/2007 17:05

    I heard that Olivier Martinez had inside info on some available orphans so Angelina was sucking up to him.

    Brad? Home watching videos of “Thomas the Tank Engine” with the Brangelina Bunch.

  10. Caroline 05/02/2007 17:09

    Is she wearing a swastika pendant?

  11. Jim 05/02/2007 17:09

    Bryce: Great point. Also, I would like to say that I would like to have sexual intercourse with Angelina Jolie.

  12. skinless chicken 05/02/2007 17:14

    lapdances are good, wholesome fun. wassa big deal?

  13. skinless chicken 05/02/2007 17:15

    my guess is that brangelina are swingers anywho

  14. cara d 05/02/2007 17:15

    Caroline says
    Is she wearing a swastika pendant?

    Seriously, what the hell is on her dress?

  15. ihatechoosingnames 05/02/2007 17:15

    wasn’t he kylie’s boyfriend?

  16. Ryan02 05/02/2007 17:19

    I would dance all over her face

  17. EdgardoElegante 05/02/2007 17:20

    Chill out everyone, she’s not a Nazi. She just wears that pendant to keep Merlin, the Jewish Sorcerer at bay.

  18. youfoolio 05/02/2007 17:21

    wow. she should drink more often. like, lindsay lohan often.

  19. Doctress Leisa 05/02/2007 17:21

    True, bryce–but a cooter on par with Ms. Jolie’s makes you go that extra mile. To the store. For tampons.

  20. JoeBlow 05/02/2007 17:28

    I’m sure sex with a toothpick would be a lot of fun. I’d rather fuck a real woman that is tat and crazy free.

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