ANGELINA WANTS ONE YEAR OFF

While speaking to reporters yesterday at the Cannes Film Festival in France to promote her film "A Mighty Heart", Angelina Jolie revealed her upcoming plans to take a year off from acting so she can spend more time with her young family.  People says:

Jolie was speaking to reporters at the exclusive Hotel du Cap while partner Brad Pitt, who produced Heart, looked after their four children in a nearby villa. "I'm working this summer. I'm in Prague for a few months, then I take two months off, then I work for two months," Jolie said Tuesday. "And then I take a year off." Asked if the time off will be for her family, she replied: "Yes."

But not just family, Joile insists, also saying she will fill the year continuing her work as a UN Goodwill ambassador:

Jolie insisted she will continue her campaign for justice around the world, even though there have been concerns for her safety: "I don't want to live inside a box. I will be smart, but I will lead a very bold life, and I will learn about the world."

I'll save you the trouble, the rest of the world sucks. Unless you wanna date your donkey or throw rocks at Jews, in which case the rest of the world is like your very own Disneyland, divided by streets of chocolate, with Santa as your guide.  Just stay home, shut the hell up and take off your pants.

sincerely,Brendonxoxoxox 😉