It would normally touch my heart to see a girl cry, but this girl is Paris Hilton, and Paris Hilton is a mean spirited racist bitch, so she can cry until she blacks out and I’ll just sit here like a Terminator. She's a horrible horrible retched person, so just picture that dude from Saw when you picture Paris crying to get a gauge on how much compassion I have for her.
By the way, as of 10:12 am, the Jail Paris Hilton petition has 20,936 votes. The official Free Paris Hilton petition has 14,145. It seems like the site bumped up its server so if you were having trouble getting on before, it should be easier now. This, of course, is my subtle nudge for you to sign the Jail Paris Hilton one. Lazy jerk.
HAHA! Fry you BIOTCH!
She is actually crying cause she just found out the HERPS are back! It has nothing to do with her CLub Fed time.
*savors the flavor*
What a publicity stunt…she should be doing blow in the back of a limo with the tinted windows rolled up.
She should hire Keith Richards as her publicist and party her way out of this little problem.
Hmmm….I don’t like to see people cry, either, but in a car, with the window rolled down, next to papparazi? Raw display of emotions or photo-op?
Exactly! Windows rolled down, pathetically wiping her tear stained face, while her moon faced mother comforts her.
Sob…why do the rules….sob….apply to meeee???
cry me a RIVER
I was thinking exactly what Thor2006 was: it seems a bit staged. Lord knows I’ve seen girls cry (thank you very much, Mr. Kentucky Bourbon….) and she ain’t cryin’. Also, is it just me or does her mom almost give a hint of a smirk when they pull off? I really wish people would stop lionizing “celebrities” and whores….
what a phony cunt… i hope they eat her alive in jail, even if she only spends a couple of hours there
I hope she serves her time, but I’m not gonna pay to sign a petition.
Ok, I’m sorry about what I said about Bourbon. That was insensitive of me. COME BACK!!!
You don’t need to pay to sign it. It adds your signature whether or not you donate.
First time in her life she’s ever had anything happen to her upset her like this. Well… except for the time that the custom Mercedes special ordered for her 16th birthday came in the wrong color. It was a close one but Paris felt a LOT better when the person responsible was killed.
A majority of the votes in her petition are blank. At least in WWTDD’s petition people actually filled it out and gave a reason why.
Long story short: nobody likes the bitch.
Is retched supposed to be wretched or am I worng?
bah rawr wrong
She made me cry when she made fun of my heritage during her racist rant, fuck her.
“What is this clear discharge from my eyes?! I am only used to the milky discharge of my diseased poon…”
Well, she makes me retch, but she’s “wretched”.
Skank: “Why are these people saying I smell like pee?”
Skank mom: “They’re telling the truth honey. By the way, what are all those cats doing?”
Skank: “I guess they’re following the smell of tuna.”