Yesterday, Britney Spears posted a letter on her personal website insisting everyone else was to blame for her problems and she never needed to go to rehab because she has never had a drinking problem. Now it comes out that just two days earlier, on Sunday night, she needed to be carried from the mens bathroom at Sky Bar because she was found on the floor vomiting uncontrollably. To be specific, she was…
"…found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off. She looked a real mess and was sitting on the floor with her head over the bowl throwing up. There was vomit down the front of her black dress and around her mouth. Britney was on her knees and must have been sick four or five times."
The Sun UK says:
The singer disappeared to the bathroom just an hour after arriving at the Mondrian Hotel’s swanky Sky Bar with five friends. Britney had to be carried out of the men’s toilets on Sunday night after she was discovered vomiting uncontrollably … Out of it, she was overheard telling hotel staff: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Things aren't going well for me at the moment." … She was then carried out of the bar sobbing and covered in sick.
If you were Sean Preston and you had your choice of waking up by mom stumbling in at 2am, her makeup smeared, her wig turned backwards and hanging down by her neck, covered in vomit and smelling like cigarettes and beer OR someone could just dump a tub of snakes on you, which would you chose? It's a tough question, but keep in mind, the snakes would probably try to leave, whereas Britney will stumble back and forth for hours, saying "wheres my littl'in at" and then drop you.
UPDATE - be sure to notice the classy ring that she was wearing to accessorize her classy hat
Gawd Brend0n would you please stop brining her down like this! She’s just a simple woman trying to raise her kids. Sheesh!
Classy…..
I’m praising the porcelain altar y’all….
Damn cheetos/pork rinds and wild turkey mixers…..
Sounds like she ate a bad clam.
The Men’s Room? Appropriate in a washed up no talent retard sort of way.
Hmmm, I think she may have been covered in more than just vomit. If a drunk Britney Spears is in the men’s bathroom of a dance club, I am pretty sure she waives all rights to say no and everthing you do is completely legal.
why does she wear those HORRIBLE glasses and hats? She has absolutly no sense of style. I realize that is’nt the most important thing here, but SHEESH!
I can’t see anything funny in this. Not to be outdone by Lohan, she has shot to number one in the death pool.
“…found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off. Funny thats how a lot of my dates end after I have my way with them. Britney Smears smells.
Oh yea, and the wigs, MY GOD!
God Lord… even if she tried she couldn’t be a bigger fuck up. Keep repeating Brit: It’s all someone else’s fault… all someone else’s fault… All
The only things this woman can do for herself is party, vomit, and fuck losers in strange places. The rest of it is one big illusion, from her “music shows” to her “parenting” to her “marriage” to her “hair” to her “website”. Whoever is keeping this sinking ship afloat knows something Archimedes doesn’t.
Ooooo …. new picture
“Things aren’t going well for me at the moment.” And there was me thinking she didn’t do understated. As for Sean Preston, surely some redneck relatives given him his first gun by now…
Also, she had only just got there, did she chug a whole bottle of vodca or something? Even most 16 year olds know not to do that (take note LiLo).
Anybody else notice the gold ring on her finger in that banner pic? On the other side it should read ‘What the…’
My heart sinks when I read stuff like this, because it means an even longer wait until I can gloat about ‘how I’ve always known Britney would be hot as hell again’. Even I, with my outstandingly optimistic penis-bone, am having doubts that that’s ever going to happen.
Man, I remember when she was underage and I could spend hours ‘thinking’ about her, frantically.
This story sounds absolutely believable - except, doesn’t she have bad hair extensions now? So, no wig needed. That’s where it all falls apart. The rest of it is totally in character for her - white trash piece of shit.
Tennessee Tuxedo: I’d like to fuck her in an uncomfortable place.
Like the back of a volkswagon?
I admire Britney. In the old days when the standard bearer was killed or wounded and unable to carry the flag forward another rushed to pick it up. Anna Nicole, God Rest her partying soul, you can rest knowing Britney has picked the standard up you carried so bravely and taken forward for you. It might be time to form the pool on when Britney eats it.