Early last month it was confirmed that Brittany Murphy had married screenwriter Simon Monjack several weeks earlier in a private ceremony at Murphys home. Which was weird, because, as E! said at the time:
The hush-hush ceremony — and reluctant confirmation that a ceremony even took place — follows an equally quiet courtship. Murphy and Monjack didn't make any public appearances together and never announced their engagement, which, based on her dating timeline, had to have taken place within the past eight months.
As recently as last summer, Murphy was eyeing a trip down the aisle with then fiancé Joe Macaluso.
And now weird gets weirder because the New York Post says:
Monjack was arrested on expired visa charges in the middle of the night on March 27 - just over a month before the couple's rushed marriage. The tabloid also hits the actress' tubby hubby with allegations of bad debts and sleazy business schemes, which sources told Page Six the "Clueless" cutie knew nothing about. Monjack's lawyer told us the charges are being made by "disgruntled ex-girlfriends".
People make fun of goofy chicks like Brittany Murphy because she's dumb and does stuff like this, but she's also the kind of girl that would let you feel her boobs in the sixth grade. So, in that sense, Brittany Murphy is one of our greatest heroes. If I were to make a list, she would come somewhere between Abraham Lincoln and Batman, and that's pretty dog-gone good.
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Ew.
also…i guess im the second person to post, so i should say “second”?
Dude she totally looked like Susan Sarandon for the first 5 seconds I was looking at that. Nasty.
fugs
What happened to her? She used to be borderline hot.
That’s Brittany Murphy?!? Shhhhaaaa!! That looks like a faulty calibrated color copy of a polaroid of a wax statue of a Brittany Murphy impersonator. Are those eyebrows glued on? Who transplanted the Joker’s mouth and chin onto her face? I’m just sad.. and confused.. and I don’t know what to do. Snarf.
if i made a list, i would cum somewhere between her tits!
No lunch for me now. Please cover his face, and maybe hers, too.
This is why God invented the thumbnail preview with WARNING attached.
Isn’t there some law of nature that prohibit 2 nasty fucks like this from procreating? Really, just imagine what that demon spawn would look like. The beautiful people of the world should unite and banish fugs like this to that place in Africa where Madonna is stealing children.
I don’t even know who this crazy bitch is…
I didn’t realize Pete Rose was dating again…
Yo Britney is fuckin hot… altho I must say her hair in this pic as opposed to her “sin city” look makes her look like a hag…. I used to have a centerfold pic of her up in my locker at work cause she was so amazing… but what the fuck is she doin with SGT DOUCHE? and lookin the way she does right now? Britney… say it aint so
this cannot be Brittany Murphy. This must be an ugly impostor, because the real one looks like this:
http://images.tauniverse.com/albums/userpics/10027/normal_gm_l3.jpg
Wow she looks old and as far as the piece of shit next to her,you get what you pay for.
This is bad man,she was so hot.Another hotty bites the dust
A) I don’t know who she is.
B) I don’t understand the post at all.
c) Punch her kitty?
I remember thinking to myself when I was Clueless first came out that Brittany would be a good sport fuck..but now, I’m thinking she would be a drunk fuck.
Maybe she’s not the hottest celebrity on the block, but I’d feel her boobs in sixth grade. That was probably back before she got typecast as a junkie whore.
He looks like Chaz Palmen**@ whatever,she looks terrible
“I’ll never tell”