05.10.2007 CAMERON DIAZ IS ALMOST TOO PRETTY

In an interview to promote Shrek 3, Cameron Diaz talks to Us magazine about the prejudice in Hollywood against beautiful girls.  She wants everyone to know that she can't help but be this pretty, so you should all just learn to deal with it.  Cameron says:

"If a woman who's a successful actress weighs 300 pounds and has warts, nobody ever asks her, 'Do you think you made it because you're ugly?' So why should there be prejudice against someone who's had some success in films and looks a little better than average. It's all in my genes, so don't hold it against me."

Cameron sure is pretty, pretty like a rainbow!  A rainbow with bad skin and brown teeth and constantly bloodshot eyes.   Wait, not a rainbow.  What's that other one?  A cigarette!  Cameron Diaz is pretty like a cigarette!

(79) Comments

  1. MaleBoyShaunDeWet 05/10/2007 19:06

    FIRRRSSST!!!

  2. The Lord Humungus The Warrior of the Wasteland The Ayatollah of Rock-and-Rollah 05/10/2007 19:09

    Yeah….sure…. so is my ass. Stop posting scary shit like this right before my dinner time, ya wanker.

  3. JewishSurfer 05/10/2007 19:09

    It’s really hard to believe that we as a world once thought Diaz was attractive.

  4. Conal 05/10/2007 19:13

    This chick looks like the Joker. No, I would not do her.

  5. heather 05/10/2007 19:14

    awwww… i so wanted to be first :(
    who’s that ogre in the pic?

  6. tozer21 05/10/2007 19:20

    I aint one of the many, many people who think she is ugly. I WOULD do her. but she is average at best. Im no one special but to date someone that looked like her she would need a great personality.

    Q: where does she get off?
    A: my dong

  7. craig t. nelson 05/10/2007 19:23

    im sure my eric shun would still fit snugly in her dugout.

  8. maddona_kebabsoff 05/10/2007 19:28

    Hmmm nothing to see here people, move on. My vag is STILL on FIYA!!!

  9. Gavrilo 05/10/2007 19:33

    Which successful actress weighs 300 pounds and has warts? Does she think her Shrek character is a real chick?

  10. stevie 05/10/2007 19:33

    “nobody ever asks her, ‘Do you think you made it because you’re ugly”

    maybe that’s because ugly chicks don’t make it on their looks like the fine ones do you fucking dolt. clearly Diaz didn’t make it on her brains.

  11. choonhunter 05/10/2007 19:35

    Diaz with the right hair and make-up could easily become a guy. And not just any guy, the sorta guy you see in the toilets wondering how long they been there and how much they been fuckin drinking!

  12. youfoolio 05/10/2007 19:37

    i think she’s pretty for a 30-something who looks like a 40-something.

  13. VegasHustler 05/10/2007 19:46

    NOT SINCE THE MASK!

  14. Unknownartist 05/10/2007 19:56

    She was Never hot, they are tons of 30-something women walking down the street that are hotter than her why arent they famous then?

  15. Jombee 05/10/2007 20:00

    I would do her, but honestly, and you should all ask yourselves this, too…is there anything I wouldn’t do? Sure, nothing underage, no animals, the over…uhh…old. So, it’s not saying much.

    And like I always say: Beauty comes from within, and this pompous ho is pretty ugly.

  16. guy incognito 05/10/2007 20:21

    I would rather punch her in the face than do her. I guess I can say that about most whores.

  17. wallet_inspector 05/10/2007 20:24

    she looks more and more like princess fiona every day.

  18. d henry 05/10/2007 20:25

    Hey, she can be a pretty funny person. And she’s more like “buddy pretty” than real damn fine pretty. So she’s just not seeing who she is or what she’s worth. Oh, fuck it, I really hate what she said so go ahead and do her.

  19. Vardynator 05/10/2007 20:54

    I’d fuck her more than, say, Mel G. right now…

  20. DisplacedSarcasm 05/10/2007 21:31

    I don’t think she’s unattractive at all.

    madonna, you can get cream for that vag. Or increase your fluid intake, or something.

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