CAMERON DIAZ IS ALMOST TOO PRETTY

In an interview to promote Shrek 3, Cameron Diaz talks to Us magazine about the prejudice in Hollywood against beautiful girls.  She wants everyone to know that she can't help but be this pretty, so you should all just learn to deal with it.  Cameron says:

"If a woman who's a successful actress weighs 300 pounds and has warts, nobody ever asks her, 'Do you think you made it because you're ugly?' So why should there be prejudice against someone who's had some success in films and looks a little better than average. It's all in my genes, so don't hold it against me."

Cameron sure is pretty, pretty like a rainbow!  A rainbow with bad skin and brown teeth and constantly bloodshot eyes.   Wait, not a rainbow.  What's that other one?  A cigarette!  Cameron Diaz is pretty like a cigarette!