05.04.2007 COLIN FARRELL DRIVES MEN TO SUICIDE

Colin Farrell is dating a girl named Muireann McDonnell these days and, um, I think it's safe to say her ex boyfriend didn't take it too well.  McDonnell was dating a 22 year old bartender named John Knight, and even though the two had broken up before McDonnell ever met Farrell, he was reportedly devastated at the idea of her with someone else.  The Sun UK says:

The ex-boyfriend of Colin Farrell’s new girl killed himself after she started going out with the star, it was revealed yesterday.
Farrell met Muireann when he went to a party at a bar in Dalkey, near Dublin — opposite the gourmet food store where she worked.
A pal of John’s said: “They must have hit it off immediately. They began to go out. John was devastated.”
Two months later he committed suicide.
A source close to Muireann confirmed she had been left shattered. The friend said: “She is having trouble coping with this.”

I really don't think it's too much to ask that people start to kill themselves at the thought of life without me or because I'm too much competition for them.  I just think it would be a nice compliment.  Clearly the secret is dressing like a sexy pirate.  I think my mistake was dressing like the pirates you see on bottles of rum, with the parrot on my shoulder and the giant feather plume in my hat and the long purple coat and the gold hoop earring.   Apparently thats not as threatening as I first imagined.



(61) Comments

  1. Tennessee Tuxedo 05/04/2007 13:49

    Johnny Depp and Kiera Knightly without makeup?

  2. Tennessee Tuxedo 05/04/2007 13:50

    What Would Dessarae Bradford Do?

  3. bryce 05/04/2007 14:25

    Faggell = teh ghay

  4. Lightdragon 05/04/2007 14:26

    Hey Doctress. Fourth!!!! no comments except this.

  5. VegasHustler 05/04/2007 14:27

    I think it is awesome that he is rich and famous and dating a no-body, woman are so much more appreciative in bed when they know they are out of their league. That is why I date 65 year-old woman, I wake up to a gum job every morning. I wouldn’t get that with some super model!

  6. Cry me a river 05/04/2007 14:28

    Fifth

  7. VegasHustler 05/04/2007 14:29

    Oh and by the way Colin Farrell almost drove me to suicide once, but it had nothing to do with stealing my girl, it was called Dare Devil!

  8. Eddie Munster 05/04/2007 14:29

    shes fug, and he looks like trash.

  9. Ryan13 05/04/2007 14:32

    What a dick. The idiot boyfriend, I mean. She’s not that hot, dude. And Colin Farrell will be over her in two weeks anyway. He could have just whistled a bit and shot some pool and she’d be available again in no time.

  10. Eddie Munster 05/04/2007 14:33

    wheres the Collin from Phone Booth?

  11. Hugh G. Rection 05/04/2007 14:34

    Okay, the only bigger tool than Farrell is a guy who kills himself because of Farrell. All this moron had to do was wait for him to impregnate her than watch as she became yesterday’s infatuation. Then he could stop by every damn day and ask ‘So, heard from Colin lately?’.

  12. Lyqueriax 05/04/2007 14:35

    first

  13. Robert_Paulson 05/04/2007 14:37

    If they made an irish version of Fight Club should Colin Farrell play Tyler? I think it would work? But that may be that he is the only irish actor I know besides the Lepracaun on the Lucy Charms box.

  14. MaleBoyShaunDeWet 05/04/2007 14:40

    FIRST!!!

  15. Dr. Gonzo 05/04/2007 14:44

    i’m not exactly a doctor of pshcyhology (although i have been known to prescribe psychoactive drugs), still i suspect this dude might have had some other issues apart from a B-list actor making it with his ex-girl.

  16. Aaron 05/04/2007 14:51

    Maybe she’s money in bed and this guy was grossed out be the idea of CF hitting it and rendering her off-limits…

  17. Juan 05/04/2007 14:51

    all those guys wearing do-rags are either going bald or they’re gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    Oh, and it also doesn’t apply to any scary gang members who might happen to see me on the street. You guys rock!

  18. Ms. G 05/04/2007 14:57

    I hate it when men wear their shirts open like that…. gay, gay, gay……

  19. Ms. G 05/04/2007 14:59

    At least put a picture of him up from when he was hot… like one from S.W.A.T…. give us women something to look at for once!

  20. Ruiner 05/04/2007 15:04

    Ryan, that’s some funny shit, assuming “available” means “holed out and covered in genital warts”

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