05.21.2007 EVA LONGORIA IS CURING CANCER

Eva Longoria was one of many celebrities this weekend at the "Spike For Hope" volleyball tournament, which is apparently a charity for little kids with cancer.  And so actors played volleyball on a fabulous beach, and no one ever had cancer again.  The End.

Hooray!!!




(75) Comments

  1. Stuntcock 05/21/2007 13:46

    Needs a shorter shirt!

  2. Chris12 05/21/2007 13:52

    That ass could cure my ‘cancer’

  3. Sloppy Joe 05/21/2007 13:53

    I’ll use these pics to check myself for prostate cancer later. Thanks Eva!

  4. DB's Treasure 05/21/2007 13:53

    From all the pictures that coulda been taken, these 7 were the best??? There weren’t any close ups on her vag where her meat curtains were poking out or something???? You mean I have to use my imagination!!!???

  5. Dan Daoust 05/21/2007 14:00

    She’s curing ED, I will tell you that.

  6. Vocal 05/21/2007 14:04

    She is an average looking woman from Texas. End of story. That last pic reminds me of smelling beans and salsa.

  7. Willie Beamin 05/21/2007 14:09

    I know that birth mark very well

  8. Willie Beamin 05/21/2007 14:09

    Is that Carlos Mencia in pic 4?

  9. JoeBlow 05/21/2007 14:10

    Where is her ass? She needs to order some of the dunka dunka butt from that fast food place I see on TV.

  10. DB's Treasure 05/21/2007 14:10

    Vocal, I know a lot of average looking women but I hate to break the news to you that Eva is far from average. She may do nothing for you (which is most likely) however saying she’s just average is lunacy.

  11. Jim 05/21/2007 14:11

    Im not a big fan of hers, but those last two pictures are pretty nice.

  12. Willie Beamin 05/21/2007 14:11

    LOL Dan…I concur

  13. Vocal 05/21/2007 14:11

    You need to go to Texas my man. Every other girl down there is hotter than her trust me.

  14. Biggus_Dickus 05/21/2007 14:13

    MMM… beans and salsa… Being from TX, I wouldn’t know what to do with it without that smell.

  15. DB's Treasure 05/21/2007 14:14

    Oh I can imagine. I was in Houston, and Dallas twice, and I’ll admit that the girls there are nothing less than incredible, however I am just saying that there is a difference between a girl who is average looking and Eva who doesn’t do it for you. I mean, an average girl doesn’t have the features Eva does.

  16. Fatso 05/21/2007 14:16

    Carlos Mencia (a.k.a. Ned Arnel) is a no-talent hack.

    Excuse me for 47 seconds while I shoot my load all over the screen at pic #7.

  17. Vocal 05/21/2007 14:16

    I guess you never saw that moustache no makeup pic of her that is still giving me nightmares.

  18. Squizz 05/21/2007 14:17

    Sure enough. I had a tumor in my pants from looking at those pictures and when I got to the last pic, my peni I mean my tumor was released.

  19. Fatso 05/21/2007 14:17

    Done.

  20. Sarcasto 05/21/2007 14:18

    I bet her fiancee is glad she wore her engagement ring to knock a volleyball around the sand box. Celebrities are smart!

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