05.01.2007 “I LOVE NEW YORK” IS A SHAM, PART 2

MediaTakeOut hints today that "I Love New York", the most popular show in the history of VH1, is even more of a sham than originally suspected.  A few weeks ago they ran a story saying the shows winner, Tango, was only doing the show to promote his music and he had no intention of marrying New York.  One week later on the reunion show, Tango dumped New York.  Now they reprint a story that says everyone on the show is an actor or actress to some degree, including the woman who plays New York's mom.  In reality she's an actress named Leslie Bibbs.  The two are not related in any way and in fact she's only 5 years older than New York.  And New York’s real name is claimed to be Tiffany Pollard, this says (if I'm reading this right) her really real name is Kenya Simmons, changed so she could pursue work as an actress.  MediaTakeOut says:

'New York' is actually Kenya Simmons of Newark New Jersey. Never heard of her? Well, it's not likely that you would have.
Simmons, a former exotic dancer, has shown up to many a reality show castings. (I work for Fox). To add hilarity to the stew, she was rejected thrice by "The Bachelor".
Simmons is not the only television hopeful who has shown her face at numerous open call castings.
The actress (and I use that term loosely) who plays "Mrs. Michelle", New York's mother, Leslie Bibbs, is not only of no relation to Simmons, but once stood in the same cattle call line with her at an open call for a B.E.T reality show.

Wow, what a shocking revelation.  They should just call this show "Shocking Revelations".  But if you think this is surprising, how do you think I felt when that girl started to wake up.  The bottle said one and I gave her four, Jesus, what is she, Wolverine.

(57) Comments

  1. Tennessee Tuxedo 05/01/2007 12:20

    *I AM SHOCKED*

  2. Tennessee Tuxedo 05/01/2007 12:23

    The cumulative IQ in that room cannot exceed 200.

  3. Anthony06 05/01/2007 12:34

    Stick it in her pooper!!!

  4. foo 05/01/2007 12:36

    I’d fuck that whore through the mattress.
    I am no stranger to the chocolate love or to fucking a bitch in this manner

  5. yoBman 05/01/2007 12:36

    I knew that was Kenya, wow did she have the moves back in Newark!!! But you have to admit that Newark strippers got nothin on strippers from Laguardia.

  6. erinkyle 05/01/2007 12:37

    Imdb Leslie Bibbs and this is who I got http://imdb.com/name/nm0004753/

  7. CarlitoSantiagoDoe 05/01/2007 12:39

    OHH MY GOD! I can’t believe it . . . VH1 is still on the air?!

  8. Juan 05/01/2007 12:45

    “the most popular show in the history of VH1″ and THAT says it all.

    That’s like being the fastest runner at the School for One-Legged Obese Lazy Slow People.

  9. tiggerplease 05/01/2007 12:46

    I really can’t believe the reality TV is not real.

  10. Mike35 05/01/2007 12:47

    FUCK MUSIC CHANNELS!!!! AND FUCK REALITY TV!!! AND FUCK CONTESTS!!! AND FUCK SHITTY ACTORS!!!!TELL THIS FAT CUNT TO GO FUCK HERSELF IN THE ASS!!! TELL THE SHOWS EXECS THAT EVEN THO IT WAS HIGHEST RATED SHOW EVER……I NEVER FUCKING HEARD OF IT…. NEITHER HAS ANYONE ELSE!!!SHITTY IDEA! TELL FLAVA FLAV TO GO FUCK HIMSELF AS WELL

  11. Mike35 05/01/2007 12:49

    By the way, look at that pic…. Every guy in that picture screams “I’M THE ULTIMATE DOUCHEBAG LOOKING GUY EVER”……….Now that should be a reality show….. Patent Pending

  12. stik 05/01/2007 12:52

    As if the finale wasn’t proof enough that this shit is fake…

  13. Jim 05/01/2007 12:55

    Everyone in that picture should get murdered. Seriously.

  14. Doctress Leisa 05/01/2007 12:56

    WTG stupid fucking network execs making a reality show not a reality show by pounding a seriously made-up whore into the dirt. New York seriously has a crust of AIDS and tranny makeup–any guy who would fight to date her must be an actor.

  15. Willie Beamin 05/01/2007 13:04

    Thankfully I have no idea who she is…I didnt even know VH1 was still around…hooray for me

  16. Ass Tagger 05/01/2007 13:09

    I never thought I could care so little for a show that, until about five seconds ago, I didn’t even know existed.

  17. Huge Taco Man 05/01/2007 13:11

    I’ve never heard of this show, but based on that picture alone it is safe to say that the human race would be far better off if everyone in that room were to be publicly decapitated.

  18. Slaappy 05/01/2007 13:14

    Who would watch this in the first place?

  19. john36 05/01/2007 13:15

    Harsh Taco Man , harsh but fair.

  20. Harold+Maude=love 05/01/2007 13:20

    Video Hits 1… Music Television…. yeah fucking right!!! They should lump the two together and call it DTT…. Down The Toilet. Or perhaps… BWT… Brain Wash Teens… or maybe even… CLT…. Create Lame Trends…. fucking emo

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