I'm happy that there are more pictures today from Hawaii showing Kate Bosworth in a bikini, because she looks absolutely fantastic. I woke up this morning and my stuffed animals were stuck to my legs, but we all agree that she looks great. I can't take all of the credit of course, but most people would agree that I deserve all the credit and am a hero because when Kate and I go to dinner, I often make little piggy sounds when she goes to take a bite and cough "fatass" into my napkin when the guy asks if we saved any room for desert. Mine is a shame-based system to get girls to lose weight, combined with ridicule and mental torture, and it's controversial because seven girls have died, but I think the results speak for themselves.
Oh hey whats this.
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For pete’s sake, B–she does not look fantastic. She’s like one sandwich out of Auschwitz.
Where is the hot “cheetah” friend? Her new friends are bangable thou!
You’re killing me!
The hot cheetah friend is now wearing a blue bikini and she’s the most important person NOT featured in these photos!
You can see her perky assets peeking around from behind her wide pudgy friend in the second-to-last photo. Who the hell wears horizontal stripes with hips that wide?
Damnit! Give us more Cheetah girl!
She looks much better than she did in full on skeleton mode but still reminiscent of a 12 yo boy…fantastic doesn’t really come to mind. Maybe “adequite”.
You know who shes smiling at, yeah its ME, walking my giraffe down the beach. I mean what else do you think i do all day?
Goddamn I think I’m finally outta cum
Man, do not look at the Dunst pictures after this. She is a real errection murderer.
WE WANT CHEETAH! WE WANT CHEETAH!
I kinda thought that was cheetahs perky lil nip peeking around the corner there. WE WANT CHEETAH!
I agree, more cheetah!!!!!!! I’ll take what I can get though.
Doctress does Brend0n have to throw a /sarcasm in there for ya?
Kate reminds me of Halle Berry in the bikini in Die Another Day. Except without the boobs and ass.
The muscles in her neck must be strong to hold up that enourmous melon. Too bad her anorexia can’t fix her skull, she must cry at night thinking about it though.
do.nt listen to them kate. I think you look great.
what is that “hey, whats this” link supposed to be showing us?
Listen to us Kate! Now go and throw up and maybe cut yourself. Then go to the South Pacific and try and find a witch doctor to try and shrink your giant fucking skull.
that link shows nip! i like very much
very tiny little bit of nip slip.
aw god damn it. now i sound like that idiot who just echoes what everyone else says. oh, so pretty much like every day. hooray!