Paris Hilton has posted a link on her myspace to a petition for "all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice". The petition is hoping that Governor Schwarzenegger will pardon her and she will not have to serve the 45 day jail sentence imposed on her last Friday for repeatedly violating her probation. The sentence, of course, came after a DUI charge and for driving 70 miles per hour down Sunset Boulevard at night without her headlights on. The petition begins:
Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.
Well when you put it like that I'm putty in your hands you silver tongued devil. I forgot that she inherited a bunch of money and provided beauty all over the world. We should all sign this and put Paris back behind the wheel. We should also go to the zoos and free all the polar bears and lions, just let em run loose on the streets, because it's pretty much the same thing. So you could sign the first one, OR, you could sign this one, started by some mysterious stranger, asking the Governor to ignore the first one and keep her ass in jail. I know its extreme, but by golly, we’ve got to try something!
UPDATE - As of 6:28 pacific time, the score is:
"Free Paris Hilton" petition - 12,473 signatures
"Jail Paris Hilton" petition - 16,685 signatures
jail! jail! jail!
Online petitions are almost as retarded as people that post first.
WTF is she dressing like a Quaker now?
She sure does like to suck on straws. Is that something to do with the quality of manhood she’s used to sucking? She better get a swatch of indoor/outdoor carpet and start roughening up here tongue…
Maybe we’ll be lucky and she’ll go Greta Garbo on us after this experience.
Maybe we’ll be lucky and she’ll go Greta Garbo on us after this experience.
That should have been “her tongue” in my previous comment. Typing just ain’t happening today.
Paris Whitney Hilton is a paragon of decency and understatement. She emulates the fashions of the Victorian era because she is nostalgic for the virtues of modesty and demure femininity that were the hallmark of older times. She is kind to animals and once she even put a dime in a coffee cup proffered by an indigent fellow. Actually, it was just some dude walking by and there was still some coffee in it, but he kind of smelled and he was wearing sandals. When he called her a rude name she had the dignity to not respond.
Stars are blind. So is Justice. Paris will understand. JAIL!
I bet Paris is just loving all of this attention!
Oh, except for the “going to jail” part.
The only way she could “provide beauty and excitement” for MY mundane life would be if she gave me a bag of cocaine and LiLo’s phone number.
She needs to be locked in stocks at the corner of Hollywood and Vine, where passers by can pelt her with garbage and human waste. Only then will justice be served. Hanging in a gibbet in front of City Hall would also be OK.
Is it wrong that this clip makes me giggle gleefully and clap my hands?http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/07/paris.hilton.ap/index.html
It signs the petition when it is told to.
Her petition is awesome. I love how her pardon is compared to pardoning Nixon. Easily the same thing.
“Brandy got a slap on the wrist, why not me?”
She should offer to blow him.
Uh, actually this clip
http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/news?ch=68276&cl=2626736&lang=en
the other thing, not so much
‘Handsome Bloggers for Civil Rights’! Awesome! I wonder who that could be.
That is actually the second draft of Paris’s petition.
The first one not only mentioned Brandy getting off scot-free, it called her a “nappy-headed ho” and say she takes it up the butt for coke.
and @Guy–
“She should offer to blow him.”
Done, and done.
Yea, I signed her petition–with the text from the petition asking to keep her in jail in the comment box.
Name? Paris sucks.
Email? eatme@parissucks.com
What a stupid, self-entitled whore.