05.30.2007 LINDSAY AND CALUM WERE SOULMATES

More brilliance now from The Sun UK, who has pictures today of Lindsay Lohans most recent ex boyfriend Calum Best doing lines of coke while in a three way with two prostitutes.  The Sun says:

The hunk was videoed during a frenzy of drug-fuelled depravity lasting three hours.  Sex toys and a cat-o’-nine-tails whip were used as he: SNORTED lines of cocaine off a glass table while the naked vice girls looked on … LICKED the Class A drug off one hooker’s body and let both women pleasure him at once — before romping with each in turn … SHOUTED at one of them to "take a fucking line" as drugs were laid out.

God how did these two crazy kids not fall in love.  They have all they same hobbies.  Doing coke, fucking people, doing coke while fucking people.  These are not to be confused with Rosie O' Donnells hobbies, which include cookie dough and sitting perfectly still. 

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  1. Tennessee Tuxedo 05/30/2007 11:27

    My hero

  2. Tennessee Tuxedo 05/30/2007 11:31

    In case its not obvious by now: Bitches - you can’t trust ‘em. Ice Cube was right all along.

  3. mephistopheles jefferson 05/30/2007 11:35

    ‘Naked vice girls’? Does that mean they were cops, or is this odd British code for prostitutes? Because if they were cops, and they got naked and let him lick cocaine off their tits, and blew the guy…well, I think that qualifies as entrapment.

  4. Bitch_Fight 05/30/2007 11:45

    Ashamed??? Do us a favour Dracula hairline, we all know you taped this yourself just to show off. Where’s Loreena Bobbit when you need her!

  5. Bitch_Fight 05/30/2007 11:51

    And if he’s so good in the sack why is the rent-a-whore who isn’t dressed like a japanese schoolgirl watching TV? Christ, even when you pay them they don’t look interested… does this tell you anything Calum? How much longer ’til the knob-rot makes it fall off?

  6. Gandalf the Wiccan 05/30/2007 12:01

    I’m not quite sure here …is Bitch_Fight sticking up for Lohan or just have a “personal” problem with this guy.

  7. youfoolio 05/30/2007 12:01

    can you imagine the state of lindsay’s poon about now?

  8. Gandalf the Wiccan 05/30/2007 12:02

    My only problem with the guy is that if he’s paying the girls he might as well have them snorting the coke out of his bunghole.

  9. JohnnyPersonMan 05/30/2007 12:03

    Hey, none of the first five comments make any reference to the number of the comment. What’s going on?

  10. RonDogg 05/30/2007 12:06

    I’ll take the schoolgirl, slapped with salami and then bukkaked. Isn’t that how they roll in Japan?

    Oh, and I heard Callum is Latin for FAGGOT.

  11. Joey 05/30/2007 12:07

    hahahahahaha from one whore to the next

  12. bryce 05/30/2007 12:07

    Dude must have some serious issues to take time out from shagging hot bitches to… erm… ordering 2 hot bitches to fuck him at the same time?

    His cock must be red raw from overuse. And STDs.

  13. Lisa03 05/30/2007 12:07

    Wow… that is just so classy.

  14. Juan 05/30/2007 12:09

    He is the male Paris Hilton.

  15. Juan 05/30/2007 12:10

    And not in a good way.

  16. Huge Taco Man 05/30/2007 12:11

    I would cry all the time if I were these people too.

  17. Peter McSheisty 05/30/2007 12:12

    Wheres the pictures of “LICKED the Class A drug off one hooker

  18. Cry me a river 05/30/2007 12:12

    …

  19. Shea Nasty 05/30/2007 12:14

    I agree with Gandalf the Wiccan 12:02.

    This guy doesn’t know how to party with hookers appropriately.

  20. Juan 05/30/2007 12:16

    Hey, is the one on the bed…naked? If so, woo-hoo! Naked chick pic! (even if it is so fuzzy I can’t tell if she’s naked or not)

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