God it seems like it was months ago when there were pictures in the paper of Lindsay Lohan doing coke. That shit was Monday. I may have forgotten but she and her lawyer certainly haven't. IMDb says:
Lohan is said to be "inconsolable" about the latest scandal and fears she'll be condemned for appearing to be taking drugs just 20 days after she completed a rehab spell in Los Angeles. A pal says she was “crying hysterically," adding, "She's convinced that everyone is out to get her." And now her attorney has weighed in, "This just goes to show how hard it is to be Lindsay Lohan, who's even denied her privacy in the sacred confines of a ladies'-room stall and then must fend off the slings and arrows of false allegation."
I don't know what hysterical little girl Lohan has for an attorney but that drama queen needs to simmer down. All he did was make things worse because now I have to know what's going on in "the sacred confines of the ladies room stall". I thought they were just going to the bathroom, according to him it's a meeting of Skull and Bones. I think a pretty good show would be one where they get to the bottom of what's really going on in there. I also think a pretty good show would be one called Picnic Bear. The bear either goes on picnics or raids other people picnics. I havent worked out all the beats yet, but the hook is hes a savage maneater who has to be put down. Pretty much I just want some serious announcer guy to say, "previously, on Picnic Bear…"
probably first because nobody else gave a shit…and I still wanna pork lilo
Throw in an astounding resistance to tranquilizer darts and a strange, mysterious (and preferably organic) form of battle armor for the bear and I’ll pitch in on the writing session.
Those are my terms.
‘This just goes to show how hard it is to be Lindsay Lohan’
It ain’t easy being green.. er I mean an orange cokehead whore, who may or may not be nappy headed.
You are hilarious. I think I’m in love with you. And I’m hot.
Lilo is about 3 months away from “going Brittney” on us. Her lean, coltish frame will plump out like a pustulating sore on Paris’ crotch and she’ll shave her head after she accidentally spills her coke down the toilet while locked in the sacred confines of the ladies room stall.
Seriously.. it’s so hard to be me, I just got out of rehab, and people caught me doing coke. If they only hadn’t caught me it would be like I don’t do it!
She’s looking so hard now that I think she should play Jenna Jameson.
hepititas
Obviously they eat carrots and pee on each other. Any other mysteries?
The Headline is HILARIOUS! Sucks that she does seem to be headed into Brittney territory. What a shameful waste of natural talent and easy success.
I think the bear should also have an army of superants at his disposal. Whilst he distracts/mauls the picnicing contestants the ants can move in and haul the goodies away.
“The sacred confines of the ladies room stall” is the one place I would pay $9.50 to see Lindsey Lohan’s latest efforts.
I didn’t know they were making a movie about the Syracuse mascot and that LiLo was up for the part? Or is she an overgrown Oompaloompa?
She has the hepititas
“the sacred confines of a ladies’-room stall”
Boy have I been making my confessions in the wrong joint. I always wondered why the “priest” kept shoving his erection through the hole in the stall divider.
She’s on my dead pool list. Yippee!! It’s only a matter of time.
I do think the orange is some sort of strange new sexual disease. Kinda like AIDS was in the eighties.
Oh Yeah,
And I hear she smells like piss.
Oompa loompa oompady oomp
Lohan in 20 years. —> http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=2260&photo_key=2786
Where’s your flux capacitor NOW, Doc Brown?!? Where?!
She’s one pissed off Oompa-Loompa…