05.08.2007 MELANIE GRIFFITH HAS STILL GOT IT

Remember when Melanie Griffin was smoking hot? Yeah, me neither, but I do know she didn’t used to look like this.  It's a nice little reminder that time is slowly turning us all into monsters.  She looks like a burn victim wearing that makeup they wear, with their wig all askew and way too much lipstick.  Either that or she became invisible.  Like that guy in those invisible man movies when the guy who became invisible has to meet the girl who's gonna help him break into the lab so he puts on a ton of makeup and rouge and eyelashes and a bad wig to blend in at the coffee shop.  That’s Melanie Griffin now.  Congratulations.


(71) Comments

  1. bryce 05/08/2007 11:40

    Lookin good baby! No, not you Mel, that women over there…

  2. Mike35 05/08/2007 11:41

    Ew…….I came in my soda

  3. Cry me a river 05/08/2007 11:41

    Mel who?!

  4. beis 05/08/2007 11:42

    she looks like Richard petty

  5. bryce 05/08/2007 11:42

    And Jesus, that last pic is mucho scary!

  6. Ed 05/08/2007 11:43

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
    My Eyes!!!!!!

  7. PollyAnna 05/08/2007 11:43

    Melanie gets the exception for wearing the big glasses. The more of her face that is covered, the better.

  8. Queen Kong 2 05/08/2007 11:46

    She will never look better than she did in Braveheart.

  9. Jim 05/08/2007 11:50

    Milk Money. Thats the movie she was last hot in. With Ed Harris.

  10. Beef 05/08/2007 11:51

    Does she still talk like an 8 year old?

  11. Condo MD 05/08/2007 11:53

    She’s working on a bit of a Stevie Wonder vibe in that main pic.

  12. Juan 05/08/2007 11:54

    She and Teri Hatcher should have a mirror-breaking contest.

  13. laughingboy 05/08/2007 11:54

    I like that movie she was in with Jack Nicholson, that part where she played the lady in the shower in room 237.

  14. Cry me a river 05/08/2007 11:55

    Wasn’t that Psycho?

  15. Doctress Leisa 05/08/2007 12:03

    She was really hot in that Upper Paleolithic cave painting in France. You know, the one with all of the Wooly mammoths and Aurochs.

  16. Jerith 05/08/2007 12:03

    My daughter loves the movie Stuart Little 2 where she plays Margalo the bird. I hate that sappy movie. Margalo plays Stuart like a violin. Dumb mouse.

  17. Aaron 05/08/2007 12:04

    Is that Maya Rudolph behind her? And Beis is on to something: She does sorta look like Richard Petty! You have to imagineer the big hat with the feather and stuff, but other than that, she looks like the Kang!

  18. Guinny_Ire 05/08/2007 12:05

    I think the lesson we’ve all learned is getting old sucks. And that you should be vicious to people who earn their lives on their looks when they start to get old. And no she was never hot but her mom was.

  19. Lightdragon 05/08/2007 12:10

    I think the only time she was really hot was in fear City wear she was doing a striptease act and her thighs were so hot. and Something Wild where she plays some wild chick with pale skin and a black pageboy haircut. i don`t know why i found that so hot.

  20. Max 05/08/2007 12:18

    You fucking idiots. There isn’t one thing wrong with the way she looks. If the post had the same photos and was about how great she looks at her age, you’d all be writing, “Wow, I can’t believe she hasn’t hit the wall yet!”

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