Mischa Barton was caught yesterday while at the Cannes Film Festival, on a yacht belonging to Italian fashion designer Roberto Cavalli, smoking … umm … whatever this might be. Oh what could it be?!? Another puzzle is why anyone invited Mischa Barton to Cannes. Where am I? What year is it? For now on I’m gonna preface Mischa Barton stories with video of clocks spinning backwards and trees turning into saplings and old men with long beards getting shorter until we arrive back in 2004.
cannes is ridiculous. so is this chick. why wouldn’t they invite her?
ps- first!
Is WWTDD running a second shift now or is B trying to pick up some time-and-a-half overtime pay?
PS - I just realized it’s 2AM and I’m online. Guess that confirms that I have no life. =(
2 am posts FTW!
That J looks sick, the pothead in me wants to fly to Cannes and give lessons.
i agree phuck… wtf is that nub on the end? did she only have enbough shit to fill half the paper?? ARRRGH im never going to get sleep now…
That’s a condom for a dwarf. After all, she is on a boat … and a condom is a nothing more than a home for retired seamen. How tall is the boat’s owner?
Yo Brend|on! Finally got broadband at home, eh?
BTW - there’s a reason it’s called “dope”.
I bet her IQ would go up at least 10 points if I came inside of her… I’m just awesome like that
It’s medical, it takes away the pain of her ridiculous stupidity.
I LIKE HER… WILL THIS POST MAKE IT THROUGH
She looks like the type of girl who would become incredibly popular in Europe. Bad body, weird face, little charisma, no talent. Arrivederci!
idiots. she looks pretty satisfied with the blast of smack. why sweat the joint?
Almost every picture i see of this chick is one of her getting high…i think i’m in love.
14th ! It looks like she’s smokin’ a tampon
She looks like a tampon
“She got invited because she could tickle my nards with her tonsils. That’s why.” - Roberto Cavalli.
She is there promoting her new St Trinian movie. Bad girl! Bad! Who doesn’t like bad catholic schoolgirls?
That J looks like it has a fuse. Watch out Mischa! They are trying to take you out like Castro!
Something about this picture makes me want to kick her in the face with my old cleats on. And then stick that ridiculously gay fucking joint up her ass. What a moron.
Marijuana is great for anorexics–I look forward to the rest of this photographic set, which no doubt shows her in the bathroom stall of a Burger King furtively wolfing down a Le Royale with Cheese.