
Paris Hilton will begin her 23 day prison sentence in just 5 days, yet all outward appearances indicate she's living her life as normal. The Daily Mail says:
…it was business as usual for Paris Hilton who arrived at a studio all frocked up for a photo shoot.
Earlier that day she struggled to put on a smile as she left her Hollywood home in a hooded jacket and track pants.
Her pals, including Simple Life co-star Nicole Richie, say the star is now feeling very anxious about entering prison.
When asked if Hilton was nervous, Richie replied: "Wouldn't you be? Of course she is."
And with good reason. New pictures of the cell that Hilton will share with an inmate have emerged.
And that's her cell above there. God that thing is small. I feel bad for her cellmate. I'd rather be locked in a cell with Predator than Paris Hilton.









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so I am thinking Paris will come out of prison pretending she is all badass because she spent "time".
Yeah she thinks that doing time will give her street cred and become accepted in the
black communitylower class society again.let the salad tossing begin!!
The real conspiracy will come as the state begins cloning Paris from the random pubic hairs that will inevidably collect around the cell. Once they have an army assembled, domination will begin…
Hope she rots
she is probably banging mad dudes right now, fueling up on the STDs so people in prison will pay when she gets raped.
Ivan - good point
oh wait, she already has every STD known to man…
I want a stainless steel toilet. Lucky bitch thats fancy.
Shit, I'd spend time with Predator for free. Have you seen AvP?
So that means we have 5 days and 5 minutes until she's out and back to her party slut ways again. She already has a table reserved at Hyde.
At least Predator has the decency to wear a mask and be invisible.
Do you realize how much nicer that cell is than the average jailroom with a broken cot?
Ho is disgusting. She's gonna make that stainless steel toilet rust and rot. One day Nicole Ritchie walked in on Paris taking a shit and lost her appetite for life.
@Victell: She doesn't eat anyway
Nothing but massive amounts of cock.
you guys are lairs, you know you would hit that everyday and every night…wait, this isn't the jessica beil thread…whoops!
Yeah, the cell doesn't look great, but put a velvet rope in front of that fucker and all of Paris' friends would bribe the "doorman" to get in. So exclusive!
That's funny. I pay $800 a month for a place that big right outside of NYC.
First? First post, that is.