05.31.2007 PARIS GOES TO JAIL IN 5 DAYS

Paris Hilton will begin her 23 day prison sentence in just 5 days, yet all outward appearances indicate she's living her life as normal.  The Daily Mail says:

…it was business as usual for Paris Hilton who arrived at a studio all frocked up for a photo shoot.
Earlier that day she struggled to put on a smile as she left her Hollywood home in a hooded jacket and track pants.
Her pals, including Simple Life co-star Nicole Richie, say the star is now feeling very anxious about entering prison.
When asked if Hilton was nervous, Richie replied: "Wouldn't you be? Of course she is."
And with good reason. New pictures of the cell that Hilton will share with an inmate have emerged.

And that's her cell above there.  God that thing is small.  I feel bad for her cellmate.  I'd rather be locked in a cell with Predator than Paris Hilton.

(81) Comments

  1. Mitch Hedberg 05/31/2007 13:12

    first

  2. Ivan_Drago 05/31/2007 13:14

    so I am thinking Paris will come out of prison pretending she is all badass because she spent "time". 

  3. Shea Nasty 05/31/2007 13:17

    Yeah she thinks that doing time will give her street cred and become accepted in the black community lower class society again.

  4. kris 05/31/2007 13:18

    let the salad tossing begin!!

  5. Sarcasto 05/31/2007 13:18

    The real conspiracy will come as the state begins cloning Paris from the random pubic hairs that will inevidably collect around the cell. Once they have an army assembled, domination will begin…

  6. DB's Treasure 05/31/2007 13:19

    Hope she rots

  7. Ivan_Drago 05/31/2007 13:20

    she is probably banging mad dudes right now, fueling up on the STDs so people in prison will pay when she gets raped.

  8. DB's Treasure 05/31/2007 13:20

    Ivan - good point

  9. Ivan_Drago 05/31/2007 13:21

    oh wait, she already has every STD known to man…

  10. MikeRamrod 05/31/2007 13:24

    I want a stainless steel toilet.  Lucky bitch thats fancy.

  11. Seven 05/31/2007 13:31

    Shit, I'd spend time with Predator for free. Have you seen AvP?

  12. Tennessee Tuxedo 05/31/2007 13:34

    So that means we have 5 days and 5 minutes until she's out and back to her party slut ways again.  She already has a table reserved at Hyde.

  13. N-Barley 05/31/2007 13:35

    At least Predator has the decency to wear a mask and be invisible.

  14. returntosander 05/31/2007 13:36

    Do you realize how much nicer that cell is than the average jailroom with a broken cot?

  15. Victell 05/31/2007 13:37

    Ho is disgusting.  She's gonna make that stainless steel toilet rust and rot.  One day Nicole Ritchie walked in on Paris taking a shit and lost her appetite for life.

  16. returntosander 05/31/2007 13:38

    @Victell: She doesn't eat anyway

     

    Nothing but massive amounts of cock. 

  17. thedirtycajun 05/31/2007 13:38

    you guys are lairs, you know you would hit that everyday and every night…wait, this isn't the jessica beil thread…whoops!

  18. Gavrilo 05/31/2007 13:39

    Yeah, the cell doesn't look great, but put a velvet rope in front of that fucker and all of Paris' friends would bribe the "doorman" to get in. So exclusive!

  19. Hail 05/31/2007 13:41

    That's funny. I pay $800 a month for a place that big right outside of NYC.

  20. gcornett 05/31/2007 13:42

    First?  First post, that is.

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