PARIS HILTON IS A VICTIM

Paris stepped out this weekend and told waiting paparazzi that she feels she was treated unfairly by the judge who sentenced her to 45 days in jail for repeatedly driving (and getting pulled over) on a suspended license. Paris says:

"I told the truth yesterday. I feel that I was treated unfairly." (The sentence was) "both cruel and unwarranted. I don't deserve this."

45 days for driving on a suspended license actually sounds pretty harsh, but Paris Hilton is a bitch, so I don't really care. Fuck her. Paris is no victim. She's gotten away with so much for so long, she was due for a dose of reality. I think most rational people would agree that the real victim here is me, since the other doctors in the pediatric ward don't take me seriously because of rugged good looks and smooth rippling muscles.