The New York Daily News says that one reason Paris Hilton may have gone to a petition so quickly, as opposed to exhausting all of her legal options first, is because she may think Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger owes her family a favor. The News says:
Our review of campaign contributions shows that her grandpa, W. Barron Hilton, and Hilton Hotels gave a total of $59,600 to Arnold's campaigns between Sept. 3, 2003, and May 9, 2006. Schwarzenegger's press secretary, Aaron McLear, tells us: "The governor makes decisions on what he believes is in the best interest of the people of California," not the Hiltons. But McLear says they have made no formal petition to Arnold, adding, "There are legal remedies for her to pursue before the governor would become involved in this."
It is only now that I can reveal that this entire post - from the very beginning - has been a brilliantly clever ruse to mention that, as of 9:00 am pacific time, the Free Paris Hilton petition has 19,881 signatures. And the Jail Paris Hilton petition has 40,134. If the governor really makes his decisions based on what's best for the people, it would appear they have spoken, and they'd like Paris put in jail. And then set on fire. And then pee'd on. And then poked with a stick. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, going through her stuff.
She still smells like piss.
I would so like to pee on her.
Dude both links go to free paris…
This herpetic slut finally getting a dose of reality has been brightening up my whole week. Suddenly the world seems a lot brighter. I hope they make her jail experience a reality show, and its full of plenty of beatings, rapes, and watersports. That would be so hot!
I want to rub my balls on her lazy eye.
Why did ANYone vote on either side?
No press is bad press.
Welcome to Hilton Marketing 101. Every one of you that voted has been had. It doesn’t matter if it was for or against. It was more attention for a whore.
Remember, if you ignore it, it will go away.
i don’t know what is wrong with you people. paris may have broken several laws, plead guilty and is racist, but the governor has a duty to the state of california, scratch that, the world to keep paris from spending the 5 days she’s likely to serve of her sentence.
Anyone notice all her makeup jobs lately make her look like a prebuscent teen Alice in Wonderland?
Yes Goofy, just like AIDS “will go away” if you ignore it. The only way it “will go away” if somebody hits it on the head with a shovel and buries it in a shallow grave near the railroad track.
Maybe Arnold banged her and she secretly took blackmail pix. Oh wait, she left all that stuff in the storage unit. Heh. I said ‘unit.’
By the way I was talking about Paris Hilton, not AIDS. I should have cleared that up in my original post because those two are easy to confuse.
Both of those links go to the free paris hilton petition. I would change that lest someone accidentally sign it.
Ah-nuld makes his decisions based on what is good for the people of California. The Jail Paris Hilton signers probably live all around the world. The Free Paris Hilton signers probably live in trailer parks in Arkansas and mental hospitals in Uganda.
Tough call, Governator!
Here’s my advice: no jail time, give her 30 full days of picking up trash during rush hour alongside the busiest highway in So Cal. Also, she has to carry a sign reading “Hit the Ho with a Bottle, Win a Prize!”
One can only hope that when Paris shows up for her stay, Justin Volpe is waiting for her.
I really want her to serve time. I also want her to really get raped. Karma is a bitch. Give us an update on Joe Francis, I want to know how he is enjoying his time in Pokey. Pokey is the communal bitch.
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so youre saying paris hilton is a cunt?