The New York Daily News talked to a few sources with an intimate knowledge of the Century Regional Detention Facility - where Paris Hilton is due to begin a 45 day jail term starting June 5th - and they had a few opinions. Try and guess if they're good. .
"If you act like you're all high-class and uppity," (a source) said, "you're done."
"My ex-wife got beat up and got a black eye in this place," said a man who declined to give his name out of fear of retribution against the woman.
Hilton will likely be living in a one- or two-person cell and segregated from the general population for her safety as a high-profile inmate, (which is lucky for Hilton because) the general population showers together and a large group of "very masculine lesbians" prey on them.
"This is bad. She's not going to make it."
Hilton will have to say "goodbye" to dye jobs and cosmetics and "hello" to five-minute showers once a day.
Her friends and family will only be able to talk to her through glass and her phone calls will be made on the jail's closely monitored pay phones.
Paris will have to make two pairs of socks, one bra, two pairs of panties and two blue jumpsuits last for a week.
"You have to take your underwear and wash them out in the shower. The only thing you're allowed for makeup is a lipliner."
Instead, she'll get a stainless steel cot topped by a thin mattress, one thin sheet and one scratchy wool blanket.
"The bedding is very minimal. And my daughter says the food is disgusting."
Paris would start her days in jail with a hard-boiled egg, a bowl of cold cereal and a small carton of milk.
And for lunch?
"They get baloney and bread with either mustard or mayonnaise, sometimes an apple and some watered down juice."
I think Paris should go in there and let everyone know right from the start that she could buy and sell their asses and that she can't believe she's in there and that this place is a dump, not at all like where she's used to staying. That will establish that she's very important and doesn't belong in a place like that. Because she's been rich her whole life. Pretty soon everyone will want to meet the rich girl and be her friend. So go ahead and try that Paris. I've got a really lucky feeling about that approach.
What about the clubs, how are the clubs? Is DJAM going to be spinning one night?
Do they still have state sponsored medical plans? So does that mean Paris can get her Valtrex filled while she gets her collagen injections?
So this source is a dude that is scared of his ex-wife who got beat up in a woman’s prison? That’s bad.
Oh to be a fly on the wall in there…
On the other hand, Paris can let these jail babes know that IF she isn’t hassled while in the slammer, she can hook them up with a lot of blow, booze, and cash when they get out.
Eye of the tiger, Paris! What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!
BTW, I had a baloney sandwich with mustard for lunch today, wanna make something of it?
I am so pleased with all of this.
We can only hope that gang of “masculine lesbians” takes a serious liking to her.
Serves you right, you stupid spoiled whore.
BEST. SIMPLE LIFE. EVER.
All I’m saying. I would gladly buy anything advertised on a show where Paris Hilton is miserable and subjected to humiliation.
Normally, I might say she’ll come out walking funny, but when you take it in the butt for coke as much as she does, she’ll be normal. So, I’ll just hope she has a mild separation of her head from her diseased body.
Paris is “upitty”…there’s talk about “black eyes”…she’s got a BLACKberry in her hand in the photo. She’s off to the pokey. I think we’re seeing a transformation before our very eyes. She’s becoming a sister before our very eyes.
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They’re going to make her wear underwear? Harsh.
This is the most awesome thing ever.
Maybe this will be good for her. I mean, I have seen in movies where they ‘de-louse’ you when you go to jail, so maybe they can ‘de-herpes’ you too. That would make it all worth while for her…
Gavrilo: Well played!
I’m guessing these little Alice in Wonderland-inspired outfits are probably right out of the “masculine lesbian” fantasy playbook too… Nice look for the judge, but she’ll probably want to go to county wearing some jeans, some Nikes, and a Jackie Robinson throwback if she knows what’s good for her.
Paris is going to be fine, she’ll have the guards wiping her ass for her and inmates will jump all over themselves to do her favors while she’s in there. She’s a person whose potential for doing them favors on the outside outweigh the favors she could perform on them while on the inside. She’ll have everything she needs, and will come out and be more famous than ever. It’s unfortunate but that’s the way it is.
Watch out for the Photog Ninja in Pict 2.
This should be interesting…
And who the hell has fingers like that? Someone should hire her to fish the last olive out of…well… olive jars…
I. HATE. HER. WITH. A. WHITE-HOT. PASSION.
(Yet she’s my avatar. The duality of man…)
Do you think she could carry some more shit..