Paris Hilton was photographed YESTERDAY once again driving, even though her license is still suspended and just 5 days after she was sentenced to 45 days in jail for driving on a suspended license. As a reminder, this is what Paris said to the judge just before sentencing last Friday:
"I'm very sorry and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all."
I saw this show on Discovery one time where they had these monkeys in a room and some bananas hanging from the ceiling and some boxes on the floor, and after a little while, the monkeys learned to stack the boxes to get to the bananas. Here’s my impression of Paris Hilton after 24 hours in that same room: "I want that banana so bad."
UPDATE - from the front page of people.com, another picture of her behind the wheel HERE
UPDATED UPDATE - There seems to be some confusion as to whether or not Paris still has a suspended license. The source for this story clearly says she does, others now say she got it back in March, although it looks like the first time anyone ever reported that fact was April 19th. The April 19th story does not come from public records but rather from a lawyer who works for Paris.
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And why the hell am I not surprised by this dumb guttersnipe’s behavior…
I’d love to see her explain this one on her myspace.
She’s going to jail now FOR SURE!
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What a dumb gash!
What the fuck is wrong with this chick? Oh yeah–she has no higher brain functions whatsoever.
Can’t keep her mouth closed.
Must be used to having something in it while in a car.
I think we’ve reached the point at which the state needs to intervene and put Paris Hilton to sleep.
there’s nothing wrong with flouting the law when your due in prison soon. unless there’s “masculine lesbians” waiting for you.
JUST WAIT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS… NOTHING MAJOR!!!
Is anyone seriously surprised by anything this cunt does anymore? If anyone here knows anyone on “the inside” where Paris is going to be spending her time, can’t you arrange for her to be shanked or something??? Please, think of the children.
Dumb bitch…cant she afford to have a driver? I hope she gets more time in jail from this
At least she has her seat belt on. Safety first!
maybe she’s driving to turn herself in for her 45 day stint? lol yeah right…
(a) She was driving to the Governor’s mansion to meet with Arnold.
(b) It was an emergency! Her prescription for Valtrex ran out.
(c) Nicole Richie needed a ride. (repeat with: LiLo needed a ride, Britney needed a ride, etc.)
(d) she just washed her car and wanted to “air dry” it.
Well, her logic is sound. They’ve convicted me and are sending me to prison, it’s not like they can convict me again and send me to prison again is it?! Actually… yes.
I really do hope she gets beaten, raped and stabbed in prison. Oh, and has a mental breakdown. And dies.
Oh - for fuck’s sake…just kill her now!
Officially retarded… new defense
(e) she needed to pick up an emergency “binge drinking” outfit for tinkerbell. a rat can never have too many clothes.