A Los Angeles Superior Court judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail today after she violated her probation by repeatedly driving on a suspended license and ignoring several court orders. She will begin her sentence on June 5th. It is not known if she can appeal. TMZ says:
An emotional Paris, with tears welling in her eyes, told the judge moments before the decision, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Witnesses inside the courtroom say that Paris' parents, Rick and Kathy Hilton, were both visibly upset as the sentence was handed down. Kathy, we're told, was especially distraught.
Moments after Paris Hilton was sentenced to serve 45 (days in jail), her mother, Kathy, rushed over to the lead prosecutor and lashed out, "I want your autograph. This is pathetic."
In the same breath, as she walked out of the courtroom, Kathy looked up and said, "I can't believe all the money we spent on this."
Holy Crap! I cant believe she's really going to jail! This is gonna suck. Trust me, jail sucks. When you're a hard motha fucka like me, bangin on the streets as a shortie, livin like a trap star, it's a way of life, a rite of passage. Except, replace "bangin on the street" with "going to the country club" and "livin like a trap star" with "being scared of the high dive but eventually holding my nose and jumping with my eyes closed".
There is a god!!!!
First!!!!!!!!! and yeah. The bitch is gonna get beaten but good. Justice is served. you piece of shit!
JESUS I JUST SAW SPIDERMAN 3!!
AND I THOUGHT MY DAY COULDN’T GET ANY BETTER. PARIS GOING TO JAIL.
THERE IS JUSTICE IN THE WORLD!
Boooo. I was third.
this bitch is gonna get some braids and a new girlfriend, and a nice case of constipation from the nasty food. ps. shes going to jail in ghetto ass linwood…WOOOHOOOOO
That’s not hot.
Thank you Lord let this whore finally eat shit and fuck the Simple Life 4
Fuck this bitch
I’m kinda like a celebrity now!
This is the best news I’ve heard all day. She won’t even have Joe Francis around to smuggle drugs in for her. Be careful inmates, she has the herp so I recommend mop handles for all your forcible rape needs. Cheers!
Pairs is going to make a show out of this and it is gonna end up on VH1. Called it here first.
I smell a prison sex tape in the offing! Seriously. I live close to that facility and the wind is blowing in just the right direction. Kinda smells like menthol cigarettes and DKNY body lotion.
some guard just won the lottery.
wonder what the high bid will be for jailhouse pix from inside?
i’ll start celebrating when she’s actually in her prison cell. but i wonder if she’ll actually change anything about her life or if she’ll become even more of a stupid, spoiled whore. my money’s on her becoming even more of a stupid, spoiled whore because of all the “hardships” she had to endure while in prison.
well.. her street cred just got bumped up a few more points… stupid whore
and yet…. that is the best news I’ve heard all damn day long!
How will she handle it. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Life’s a bitch, eh Paris?
If I owned a bar, drinks would be on the house on June 5th.
SNOOPY DANCE
There’s a little bit of karma. It’s awesome, isn’t it Paris?