PAULA ABDUL BROKE HER NOSE

"American Idol" host Paula Abdul broke her nose this weekend after she, umm, tripped over her chihuahua. Wait, really? Extra says:

A spokesperson for Paula Abdul confirmed to “Extra” that over the weekend, Abdul tripped trying to avoid her Chihuahua, Tulip.  As a result of the fall, the “American Idol” judge broke her nose. The spokesperson told “Extra” that contrary to reports, Paula was not hospitalized.

Wow her spokesperson doesn't think very much of us. Paula Abdul, this chick, is drunk all the dame time, so unless her little dog was on a series of rolling barrels, she was drunk this time too. Or maybe her house has, like, boxing gloves on the end of accordion arms behind random cabinets. Is that it? Is it the boxing gloves? I hope it's the boxing gloves, because that would be funny. BOP!