PETRA NEMCOVA HAS WEIRD TASTE, CHEEKS

Inexplicably successful model Petra Nemcova is pretty much a staple on the red carpet and club scene, so she always ends up in these tabloid stories.  I have no idea why.  She's ugly as hell and she dates morons who are equally untalented and goofy looking.  Case in point, from Page Six:

The tsunami-surviving supermodel, who just broke up with fey singer James Blunt, rebounded with Paris Hilton's ex, Stavros Niarchos. Our eagle-eyed spy caught the two making out at Bungalow 8 recently as they partied with Niarchos' oil-heir friend Brandon Davis. "She was grinding him," our witness said. "It was pretty gross. I mean, he used to sleep with Paris. Eww."

At some point next week, they're gonna be talking and Petra is gonna reveal that they got together because she lost a dare and had to go make out with Stavros, and then Stavros is gonna say, no way, that's weird because I lost a dare and had to go make out with you.  And then they'll have a good laugh about it, because they're ugly, and it's either that or cry.