Britney Spears is number one on this page today and also number one in my heart. Here she is posing topless in the front yard of a friends house, using only flowers to defend her modesty. I'm sure she thinks she looks hot, but in reality this looks like a profile you'd skip on Adult Friend Finder. Despite erotic urban legends to the contrary, sex with a fat kids mom yields surprisingly little satisfaction.
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Jeesus. Why didn’t you warn us it was NSFW???
…and I work at a sex shop.
ENOUGH, PLEASE! PLEASE STOP! NO MORE!
On an unrelated note, that other gossip site–the one that never rips off Tyler–once again posted a brilliant story called “Kathy Griffin eats it”, which reads in no way similar to the WWTDD story from yesterday, “Kathy Griffin eats it”.
Once in a golden hour
I cast to earth a seed.
Up there came a flower,
The people said, a weed.
To and fro they went
Thro’ my garden bower,
And muttering discontent
Cursed me and my flower.
Then it grew so tall
It wore a crown of light,
But thieves from o’er the wall
Stole the seed by night.
Sow’d it far and wide
By every town and tower,
Till all the people cried,
“Splendid is the flower!”
Read my little fable:
He that runs may read.
Most can raise the flowers now,
For all have got the seed.
And some are pretty enough,
And some are poor indeed;
And now again the people
Call it but a weed.
My God. Those sunglasses… There’s just no way she’s not retarded.
Slightly larger copies here and here and here
I’d hit it doggy style… maybe– but only if I have a rubber. Nah, make it 2 rubbers. I don’t want to risk having a kid that’s half redneck.
More proof that God doesn’t exist.
Wow, it’s like a fatter version of Janis Joplin without all the excess talent.
Ehh, I’ve done worse.
Those poor flowers…
and my poor eyes
How long before they have some televised intervention for this crazy bitch?
It’s good to see the decline of her sanity is still in full effect!
Au’contraire… sex with a fat kid’s mom, if you have pictures. What better way to have his cake and eat it too… errr pie.
God does exist and he’s laughing his head off. Nice view her friend has, apart from the big fat turd in the foreground. Oh and i’m still stuck in Popular Topic hell. Come on BrendOn, through me a fricken bone here. Pretty please with sugar on top. Have one of your IT bods fix the fucking problem.
throw. for fuck’s sake
Nothing says “sexy” like a bald chick wearing Judd Hirsch’s hat and a tablecloth to hide the rolls.
this is not very interesting. this is what should be expected of her. what i would find interesting, however, is the conversation leading up to this “photoshoot”. how would that have gone? anyone? thoughts?