Daniel Edwards - the same man who created the famous statue of Brittney Spears giving birth - has completed work on a sculpture of Paris Hilton (which might be the origins of this story). The sculpture depicts Hilton dead and laid out on a coroners table after being killed while driving under the influence. Edwards claims it is intended as a warning to kids who idolize people like Hilton. As part of the project, there is even a contest for students between 13 and 18 years of age on the site ParisHiltonAutopsy.com to write the best Paris Hilton obituary. The Capla Kesting Fine Art website says:
An interactive Public Service Announcement featuring the graphic display of a tiara-wearing, autopsied Paris Hilton with removable innards is designed to warn teenagers of the hazards of underage drinking. The display also features Tinkerbell, Hilton's forlorn pet Chihuahua with matching tiara, and debuts in the trendy Williamsburg, Brooklyn neighborhood where prom-goers frequently dine, courtesy of Capla Kesting Fine Art.
"Campaign to Rescue Women of Youth" featuring "The Paris Hilton Autopsy" offers a cadaveric nude Paris Hilton, laid out with twisted body and opened abdominal cavity on a coroner's table, while her cell phone remains in her grip.
Wow, what a sexy autopsy. Being a coroner looks hot!
OMG. What happened to me?!?!?
Do they usually allow dogs in the autopsy room?
Well, that’s an interesting contest for a thirteen year old.
I can smell the waft of taint and VD from here…
It doesn’t look like she is laid out on the corononer’s table so much as about to GET laid.
first of all, i’d just like to say that i have increased my respect for this artist. he’s starting to hover somewhere around mcdonalds merchandising managers on my cultural barometer.
(line break-woohoo)
second of all, this seems to bear an uncanny resemblance to the conceptualized paris colossus linked in the original article. i wonder how they were able to figure out details such as the legs spread wide open. spooky.
looks like some of the posters on this site got their fondest wishes: (a) Paris’s crotch is hermetically sealed, and (b) Paris has passed on, joined the choir invisible.
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Obituary contests? In my day it was just painting eggs. Painted a beauty last week. Only got second prize though but won a book token. Not sure if tha adult book store accepts them but you never know. The artist wasn’t very creative. I’d have sawn her in half and rammed the bottom half through a woodchipper, like in Fargo, then run over head in a steam roller… and eaten the dog.
If shes dead why is she in such a sexual position?
Because, Bermuda, she died like she lived…in a skanky manner.
The text doesn’t match the photo. Don’t tell me there are TWO statues of Paris Hilton?! I want one!
yeah, ok so i am suposed to believe that this artist knows exactly what her crotch looks like? Where would he have seen…oh, wait.
(and if I had my pick, I’d take the “pre-autopsy” version, thanks).
ten bucks says the janitor at that art gallery humps the statue every night.
I know I would.
Melt some butter in the microwave, baste her insides, and in two minutes it will be like she wasn’t dead at all.
Wait? What? How the hell is this an autopsy?
Can you pull out her innards, and then put that little dog inside? I’m curious to know if it fits.
I’ll buy it if the artist put a hole between her legs and will add a mechanical tongue to the dog.
because she’s a stupid spoiled whore!