05.10.2007 YIKES

Melanie Griffith was photographed shopping in Malibu and looking like absolute hell.  Griffith is 49 but looks like she was just dug out of the ice.  The Daily Mail says:

Looking painfully thin, she showed that even plastic surgeons can't do anything about her wrinkly knees, neck and veiny legs.
And despite reportedly undergoing Botox injections, lip augmentation, eyelid surgery and a forehead lift, Melanie's face appeared blotchy.
Even a heavy layer of lipstick failed to hide the prominent wrinkles on her upper lip.
Her husband, Antonio Banderas, 46, told the world he wanted his wife to stop having plastic surgery two years ago.
"I said to her, 'I want to see you growing old and I will grow old with you too, and I don't care'," he said. "I like her the way she is. Wrinkles are beautiful."
Perhaps Melanie is taking her husband's advice and ignoring her sagging skin - she was out yesterday looking to buy a swimming costume.

When asked for a comment, one top blogger said "aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!"


(118) Comments

  1. bart 05/10/2007 10:25

    she is half woman-half topological map of the andes!

  2. Savannah 05/10/2007 10:32

    Dammit. What sucks is that we’ll all have to go through that one day. Damn you telomeres!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. cheese 05/10/2007 10:32

    That’s kinda funny bart

  4. MaleBoyShaunDeWet 05/10/2007 10:33

    What is that??? My Penis just shrank in a sec. fvck!

  5. Dirty Hairy 05/10/2007 10:33

    I’m sure the smoking has NOTHING to do with it. SHe looks like every old smoking broad in the world. Mmmm…cancer.

  6. Eathan 05/10/2007 10:33

    “I’m Melting…”

  7. Franky420 05/10/2007 10:35

    I can see my house, no wait, ooooooooohhhhhhhh

  8. MaleBoyShaunDeWet 05/10/2007 10:36

    Banderas is a pervert. And this all just for a fvckin’ Green Card?! Poor fvck!

  9. RSTStop780 05/10/2007 10:36

    Ugh…

    I think I vomited a little in my mouth.

    Yep, that’s vomit.

  10. ice_nine 05/10/2007 10:37

    you’ve come a long way, baby!! (hack, wheeze) oooh, sexy.

  11. PollyAnna 05/10/2007 10:38

    Yay for big sunglasses! Most 50 year olds I know don’t look this old- make-up, make-up free, good lighting or natural…

  12. PollyAnna 05/10/2007 10:38

    But she still has boobs.

  13. Sloppy Joe 05/10/2007 10:39

    I thought that was a Wayne Toth creation for the next “Return of the Living Dead” movie.

  14. EdgardoElegante 05/10/2007 10:40

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! It must be destroyed before it freezes itself and waits for Spring rescue team to arrive. Also, Antonio Bendaras HAS TO BE gay if he “doesn’t care” how she looks. Sweet Jesus, I know there is true love, but you have to be blind to be OK with that.

  15. Ryan13 05/10/2007 10:40

    Her shoes are retarded.

  16. PollyAnna 05/10/2007 10:42

    This should be an ad for not smoking. See kids? Do you want to look like this?

  17. captain lovelog 05/10/2007 10:42

    mmmm leprosy. or shotgun kneecap. either way I am aroused.

  18. New Orleans Beth 05/10/2007 10:42

    This is what the sun does to unprotected fair skin over the years. Too bad Mel grew up in the pre-SPF age in which women slathered themselves with Johnson’s Baby Oil before sunbathing during peak hours.

  19. Franky420 05/10/2007 10:45

    Now, witch wrinkle do I put it in?

  20. Geanna 05/10/2007 10:46

    …Did someone just dig her outta her grave? There’s no way in Hell that thing’s fully alive.

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