Despite previous reports in People magazine saying that she would, Britney Spears will not be joining Cyndi Lauper on stage at the Greek Theater in LA on Saturday because Britney would have to actually sing. She would not be allowed to lip sync, and so now she will not appear at all. Page Six says:
But a source told Page Six, "There's no way. Britney said she would only dance or lip-sync - and to be on stage with Cyndi, you have to actually perform. It's not happening now."
What an electrifying entertainer Britney is. Unless you need some singing done. Because she's not really that kind of singer. But, my gosh, if you need someone's mom to walk into her other dancers while wearing embarrassing outfits and moving her lips relatively close to the lyrics in some previously recorded songs, Britney is the best of the best. She's number one!
who's on first?
damn
Geez she looks like Truman Capote.
Milli Vanilli anyone?
She's "I Love Lucy" reincarnated.
No nipple slip so not news worthy.
i bet if cyndi threw in some lazer 40's and a carton of marlboro reds britz would be all over that show, singin and dancin her cottage cheese ass off!
Britney is just afraid (or as she would say, "a-feered") of appearing on the same stage as the Hardest Working Woman in Show Business, Miss Cyndi Lauper!
Please Britney. Please. I will say this very slowly.
Go. Away….Forever.
How has someone this stupid managed to live this long?
Boy Brit really lived that "Fame and Fall" legend right from the script, didnt she?
I remember a time about 7 or 8 years ago when i had to throw away a magazine because some of the pages (with photos of her) seemed to have become mysteriously sealed together.
In the immortal words of Axel Foley…"She lip syncs? Get the fuck outta here!" If she isn't in a downloadable (FREE) movie getting her asshole reamed out, on a sailboat, by a guy packing more heat than John Rambone, I really couldn't care less. Someone off this stupid bitch already and give her kids a fighting chance at life.
Does anyone have Britney's email or cell #? Cause I believe there is a spot opening up on this summer's "Golden Oldies Tour." She could go on stage between "Remnants of the Four Tops" and "Tribute to Led Zeppelin," or possibly follow "You Won't Believe It's the Temptations" and right before "Sounds Like Buddy Holly and the Crickets."
<i>"…moving her lips relatively close to the lyrics…"</i>
You wouldn't see her lips move if she was wearing any underware…
God DAMMIT!!!! How do these fuckers rake in millions with no fucking brain cells??? FUCK! Rappers (Thug gangsters) are worshipped and make millions off endorsing some fucking water, singers that can't sing, whores like Paris that can't do a damned thing besides get drunk/high and fuck on film, actresses that forget to wear their fucking underwear and can’t even make it to work because they are suffering from “exhaustion”… Where the hell does all the stupidity end???? These are the bastards that are being looked up to by the kids growing up right now. I think Chris Rock said it best when he said we need a drive by from LA to Brooklyn. But this time we need to target the vapid, stupid, thugs, and whoever else falls into the bottom 20% of the gene pool. DAMMIT!
you made me giggle bartsimpsonhead…. little hint…. use "wear" next time
I was under the impression that I am number one! You lied to me Bren.don… Damn your eyes!
*sob*
I really think she's just given up. The timing would be perfect for her to make a comeback, too. Everyone is BEYOND tired of Paris, Lindsay is slowly becoming more and more of a wreck and Christina is so far out of Brintney's league now that she shouldn't even be considered a 'competitor". The timing is perfect but she's too fucking dumb to realize it.
Anybody with a great singing voice can "sing", but no one understands the hours and hours of practice that goes into pretending to sing something that someone else sang pretending to be you.Now THAT takes skills.
Britney thought she would get good publicity if she were to kiss Cyndi Lauper onstage, to which Cyndi replied "I've already gotten a measure of popularity by appearing with one fat quasi celebrity and that was Captain Lou Albano. I refuse to do it again".
You know, I think I'd rather do Cyndi Lauper than Britney Spears.
I'll bet Britney was pushing to do another lesbo-kiss on stage to try to resuscitate her career.