Two weeks ago, the rumors began that Christina Aguilera was pregnant with husband Jordan Bratman. Now a "well placed source" confirms those rumors to Page Six:
The rumors that Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby "are definitely true," according to a well-placed source. "She's been telling friends," said one snitch, who revealed, "she has to be three months now, because she's announcing it." This would be the first for Aguilera and her husband, Jordan Bratman.
I guess this means she'll have to start being a lot more conservative, and while some will miss the way she would dress all trampy for awards shows and costume parties, I'll miss the quiet times when we just sat by the fire and read a good book.










fucking her while she's preggers would be cool as fuck
hehe first for the first time ever
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. That fucking turtle man ruined it for all of us!
GOD help us
Just wasted my time reading this. Thanks for nothing.
I agree – she is on the short list for a PF.
That is one vagina that will never be the same….sad
If Bratman is the father, why is K-Fed handing out cigars?
……..this is a sign people! If this dopey excuse for a man can score Aguilera ass, then we could get even hotter broads!
however, Emmy, I totally agree
doesnt that tool bag ever shave?
Another one ruined… *sigh*
On another note that dude must wake up everyday with a HUGE smile (and HUGE boner obviously) on his face and thank whatever diety he digs at his amazing luck.
Aquilera looks like the porn star Zana. I may be shunned for saying this, but I would STILL hit that sideways, upside down, back to front, front to back, in a boat, with a goat, and happily treat her like the dirty slutty tramp that she pretends to be for marketing reasons.
Are there any hot none ruined, stretched-out, saggy titted, cavernous va-jay-jay, bitches left in Hollywood? I think they have all been sperminated by K-Fed and Tom Brady. Fuckers.
I can't wait to see her tit pics in a couple of months.
Zana you say Deano? May have to look up her back catalogue…
And strangely that isn't a synonim for butt-hole. Or is it?
In fact, I would cheerfully lick the sweat from the innermost crack of her bung hole.
i know she's got implants, but her tits have looked even more succulent as of late and this explains it. And do you really think she's going to pop this baby out of her vagina? No way! She's going to get the old C-section like all the celebs.
I think the little fucker she pops out could possibly turn out uglier than the Affleck/Garner troll.
If it ended up a black baby, I would shit myself to death in pure delight..
Another great, perfectly good body ruined by a fucking baby.