I don't mean to trade in rumor and innuendo, but Salma Hayek might be pregnant.
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I don't mean to trade in rumor and innuendo, but Salma Hayek might be pregnant.
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Damn girl….. DEM TITTIES
second fucker
fIRST
2 FAST 2 FURIOUS for u, God
Good lawd! It's like a dead heat in a zeppelin race!
holy shit! Anna Nicole reincarnated as a Latina!
i'd hit it all the way to the third trimester….
You know I was watching Dusk to Dawn last night on Starz and she's what every women should look like. Bare Foot Pregnant and in the Kitchen.
"Good lawd! It's like a dead heat in a zeppelin race!"
This is my new favorite phrase.
Are you sure she's not just fat?
Goooooood……………GOD! Tig ass Bitties!
Guess what, I'd hit it.
I wonder if she'll have Britney's cottage cheese ass after she shits that thing out. Oh, GOD I certainly hope so! Because then we can all look at the pictures on this very website and laugh at her disgustingness.
I bet they're veiny and strechmarked. That being said, I'd still like to motorboat her.
Congratulations, you have managed to RUIN the best looking piece of ass over 40 on the planet.
Well. Done. *slow claps*
Disaster. There's no way Salma Haiya is going to be able to discipline a child that will be taller than her in three years.
Hola Durdans!
Now how the hell do I put my picture up here?
i hope it's a t-rex. they're awesome.
Is this thing on?
If you hit that, don't be surprised when Gary Coleman grabs your pecker to escape.