06.05.2007 CONGRATULATIONS, IT

I don't mean to trade in rumor and innuendo, but Salma Hayek might be pregnant.




(84) Comments

  1. Mike35 06/05/2007 14:09

    Damn girl….. DEM TITTIES

  2. God 06/05/2007 14:10

    second fucker

  3. Mike35 06/05/2007 14:10

    fIRST

  4. Mike35 06/05/2007 14:10

    2 FAST 2 FURIOUS for u, God

  5. Caroline 06/05/2007 14:12

    Good lawd!  It's like a dead heat in a zeppelin race!

  6. thedirtycajun 06/05/2007 14:12

    holy shit! Anna Nicole reincarnated as a Latina!

  7. thedirtycajun 06/05/2007 14:12

    i'd hit it all the way to the third trimester….

  8. Guinny_Ire 06/05/2007 14:13

    You know I was watching Dusk to Dawn last night on Starz and she's what every women should look like. Bare Foot Pregnant and in the Kitchen.

  9. The Wind 06/05/2007 14:13

    "Good lawd!  It's like a dead heat in a zeppelin race!"

    This is my new favorite phrase.

  10. Huge Taco Man 06/05/2007 14:14

    Are you sure she's not just fat?

  11. DB's Treasure 06/05/2007 14:15

    Goooooood……………GOD! Tig ass Bitties!

  12. Matt 06/05/2007 14:17

    Guess what, I'd hit it.

  13. LOCO4WWTDD 06/05/2007 14:21

    I wonder if she'll have Britney's cottage cheese ass after she shits that thing out. Oh, GOD I certainly hope so! Because then we can all look at the pictures on this very website and laugh at her disgustingness.

  14. Jesus H. Christ 06/05/2007 14:21

    I bet they're veiny and strechmarked.  That being said, I'd still like to motorboat her.

  15. bryce 06/05/2007 14:23

    Congratulations, you have managed to RUIN the best looking piece of ass over 40 on the planet.

    Well. Done. *slow claps*

  16. Victell 06/05/2007 14:25

    Disaster.  There's no way Salma Haiya is going to be able to discipline a child that will be taller than her in three years.

  17. yohnskull 06/05/2007 14:27

    Hola Durdans!

    Now how the hell do I put my picture up here?

  18. Laylo 06/05/2007 14:31

    i hope it's a t-rex. they're awesome.

  19. yohnskull 06/05/2007 14:31

    Is this thing on?

  20. Tennessee Tuxedo 06/05/2007 14:34

    If you hit that, don't be surprised when Gary Coleman grabs your pecker to escape.

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