Despite having one child together and adopting three more, Angelina Jolie reveals in an interview that she has never told Brad Pitt that she loves him.
"I don't think we've ever said (I love you)” the actress reveals in the July issue of Marie Claire. "I mean, I'm sure we have, but we would have to punch each other in the arm first."
I hope it doesn't sound like I'm bragging, but I'm fuckin hot, so I can't really relate to this story. After I met Angelina she stood on the side of a cliff and blew into a conch shell to announce to the village below that she was in love with me now. And that I was a tiger in the sack. True story!
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Angelina loves herself and all the great things she does for so many, and she especially loves how beautiful and gorgeous she is, and how she is whip smart, and so evolved, and forward thinking about how this world should really be, but alas she can't quite get over the fact that daddy never loved her and that heroin is her only friend when she feels lonely.
Angelina loves having Brad's balls in her purse. Bitch.
Wow, does anything else need to be said after Tennessee Tux? I think you've got it.
Then again, that's a good one, Bryce. That's all spot on, I'll bet.
I am "in love you now" too.
Brad Pitt said "I don't need Angelina's love. All I need is the chance to nail her once or twice a year and that makes all of this humiliation worth it. And she has promised me that, sooner or later, I will get to have sex with her. I can't wait!"
In a related story, Jennifer Aniston jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge, screaming "I love you, Brad! I have always loved you!!"
Of course she loves Brad, since he is on Planet Earth. Now leave her alone so she can save all of us, OK? See you at the UN, Angie.
eat a sandwich
Bagodouche'!
I wish to spank her mouth from the inside with my fleshbeast
They shouldn't really print this stuff, it's like stalker-catnip to Maniston. She prolly called Brad's mom after reading this.
"There's still hope for me! I knew she doesn't love him like I do. I'll show her. I'll show YOU ALL!!! Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!
<sob> I'm so alone…
I like your avatar JC….Tennesee Tux- good post- I agree.
Now Angelina- we all love you and your exotic appeal with the promise of strange- kinky insatiable sex….something must be wrong with her mentally-I don't need to get to know her well to make hot ass monkey love with her
Arrogant little bitch-ohh yes you are nastier than I thought!!!!
This kind of reminds me of the girl who trained me how to fuck when i was a teenager. She was morbidly obese but had really cute hair like Heather Thomas on "Fall Guy". She used to tell me she loved me during sex, or so i thought until the one time i finally kept my eyes open and i realized she was really saying "I love to fuck you" but not audibly saying the "to fuck" part to me. I miss that fat bitch.
is it just me or is she starting to look reallly "old" not saying i i wouldnt hit it, because i would..
More skeletons for my necrophilliastic taste! groovy.
If I was to voluntarily go to prison for rape, without actually raping someone, would it be like getting store credit? Would I then be able to go out and rape someone and get away with it? Sorry, just what I was thinking when looking at her.
Sloppy Joe thats some sick shit, unfortuantely the first girl i hit it wasnt much better, she was hot, and asian, but i felt used and weird afterwords, i guess thats because i knew her boyfriend
I wouldn't mess with her though, the crease in her pants is so sharp if she kicked you you'd be cut in half.
HAAAIII-YA!
I bet she went home and stood on Brad's sack with those shoes while he squealed in pleasure/pain until he came…
Can I be the first hetero male to say I'm completely over Angie? I hardly ever masturbate about her anymore.
Eddie - the first girl you fucked was Asian? Props, sir!