06.11.2007 EDDIE MURPHY IS DUE IN COURT

For months, Melanie Brown - aka Scary Spice - has claimed that Eddie Murphy is the father of her now three-month-old baby.  For months Murphy has denied it.  And today Murphy is due to appear in an L.A. court to submit to a paternity test to see who is telling the truth. The Sun UK says:

A source said: “If he tries to duck out of this test there will be all hell to pay.  This isn’t just another girlfriend he is messing around, this is his own flesh and blood.  Mel knows the baby is Eddie’s and can’t believe it has got to this point where she has to force him to acknowledge there is a chance he could be the father.  He has left her with no choice.  She doesn’t want Angel to grow up questioning who her father is.  This isn’t about the money, it’s about Angel knowing for sure who her dad is.”

Is there really some mystery as to why Murphy is denying having sex with this?  I'd rather fuck a beehive.

(57) Comments

  1. Willie Beamin 06/11/2007 13:45

    Eddie Murphy pretty much does whatever he wants

  2. Juan 06/11/2007 13:45

    Scary Spice was on her way to the "Prayin4U Paris Hilton" demonstration.

  3. Stoopid Pursun 06/11/2007 13:45

    Hey are those pictures of Eddie Murphy filming another shitty movie in which he plays every part?

    No? You mean he actually allegedly fucked that?

    Holy shit Eddie, 1984 was a good year.. You remember 1984? 

  4. Willie Beamin 06/11/2007 13:46

    appropriately named "Scary" Spice

  5. VegasHustler 06/11/2007 13:46

    It's a wonder why she got Scary as a nickname!

  6. Willie Beamin 06/11/2007 13:47

    you could also go with "Gross" Spice or "Tranny" Spice.  We know Eddie is into that

  7. The Wind 06/11/2007 13:49

    The Wind is fairly certain that this is a hoax. That first picture is Morgan Freeman in drag, and you can't prove otherwise.

  8. Cindy 06/11/2007 13:49

    If and When it comes out this kid is Eddie's, I'll bet he wished he fucked a beehive as well. It's sure gonna feel like that after she reams his pocketbook. And he's an ass if it is his. Hell, he's an ass anyways after the way he acted at the Oscars. Spoiled brat!

  9. Juan 06/11/2007 13:53

    If Scary's child is named "Angel," there is a distinct possibility it was divinely conceived. 

    No, wait, I am getting Eddie Murphy mixed up Hugh Grant, Grant was the one with the Divine experience. 

  10. Doctress Leisa 06/11/2007 13:54

    Juan says: "Scary Spice was on her way to the "Prayin4U Paris Hilton" demonstration." No shit, Juan. Between Scary and the Paris Fat Fan Club, there's enough fug on the board today to choke a cumguzzling crack whore.

  11. Stoopid Pursun 06/11/2007 13:57

    Speaking of cumguzzling crack whores, what's Lindsay Lohan up to today?

  12. Krusty Burger 06/11/2007 13:57

    Please tell me there will be no "I'd hit that" entries on this one!!!!!!

  13. Jesus H. Christ 06/11/2007 14:02

    I'd hit that Krusty………with a car.

  14. gangreen 06/11/2007 14:02

    maybe if it was a pinyata (sp) hanging from a tree. 

  15. Dan Daoust 06/11/2007 14:04

    Yooo, tell me what you want!

  16. Sloppy Joe 06/11/2007 14:06

    Ok, i'd hit it even if she does remind me of the chick who blows me off for $10 but i have to drop her off at the bread store afterwards. I do cover up her kid's eyes though even if she says i don't have to.

  17. Hairy 06/11/2007 14:07

    It isn't for the money? BWAHAHAHAHA

  18. Hairy 06/11/2007 14:07

    It isn't for the money? BWAHAHAHAHA

  19. china333 06/11/2007 14:08

    I'd rather f*ck a beehive than f*ck EDDIE MURPHY!  YUCK!  Whodathunk Eddie would end up so creepy?

  20. Richard 06/11/2007 14:10

    She must have had nice feet at one time.  I'll bet the tranny that "fell off" her roof looked better. I think it's time we rename her to "Welfare Spice" or "Colt 45 Spice".  How bout OLD SPICE!

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