I'm not sure if you have one of the those giant magnifying glasses like dog detectives do in cartoons, but if you do, you might be able to catch a glimpse of Britney's bra. It's red. Can you see it? Here's a better look. You can see it because she was driving around Malibu with her dress ripped off like a virgin on prom night. God this bitch is nuts. If we could fast forward 10 years, we'd see Britney naked and emaciated in a suite in Las Vegas with Kleenex boxes on her feet and her nails will be yellow and 7 inches long and you'd try to open the door to see her and she'd fire a musket into the door frame next to your head. Like, a 100 year old gun, the kind you have to light a fuse to fire and it basically shoots a tiny cannon ball. And she'd yell "I toll ya to stay outa my room!"
closely? hard to miss those sunglasses
Dammit, I'm never first! :( Seriously bad wardrobe malfunction, Brit.
Chris Angel must have been in the car, cause the bra sure disappeared fast.
Why is it the older and more out-of-shape Brit gets, the more of her I get to see? Is it just that she refuses to buy new clothes that fit her?
Hey give the girl a break. She did at least remember her bra.
God she's breaking out in zits! Or are those from a shaving rash?
What. The. Fuck.
She is seriously a goddamn moron.
Um, that's not a bra. It is a bathingsuit top.
The bigger question is why she was later walking around WITHOUT it and trying to pretend the photographers weren't watching.
Why is she still newsworthy?
All that's left to do is spontaneously combust.
So-damn-skanky……
What a fuckin' trainwreck…..Deadpool anyone?
where's her roadside sobriety test?
damn she just cant get it together
Nice hat, Britney. What, did you run over it with the lawnmower or something?
If we are making a comparison chart of stupid things done by Britney, LiLo and Paris Hilton, the last two are ahead of Britney in these categories:
a) never wore stupid hats
b) never had children then abandoned them to nannies 24-7
c) never slept with K-Fed (probably)
d) never shaved their head, got tattooed, and attacked an SUV with a parasol.
Britney is so desperate for attention that she's become her own paparazzi. Notice she's trying to take a picture of her own boob with the digital camera.
"Oh mah, stop that you filthy picture-man! Don't take no photos of mah jugs! Yep, these jugs right here! The exposed ones!"
She's been preparing for her next movie role:
The Courtney Love Story
and she's rivaling Daniel Day Lewis as a method actor in her zeal of building the role.
Britney and I have the same phone. In some trivial way, this means we're similar. Excuse me while I go throw this phone out of a second-story window.
Was she running late to an all you can eat chocolate piggy buffet?
The most ridiculous thing about this is that she's going into Starbucks….
Seatbelt? I think (hope) she is trying to kill herself.