
Jennifer Garner is still in Hawaii this week with husband Ben Affleck, and today Jennifer did this. I have no idea what it is or if she's doing it right, but, look, there she is. Man, these two really know how to experience the pleasures of life. This great sport seems to combine all the cardio benefits of standing still with all the excitement of holding a paddle. It's about the same workout you might get from lighting a candle or having a scary dream.















SHe can stand there all she wants… I'd still be the FIRST to hit that!
that’s hot.
She's about as attractive as a skidmark.
She could kill me with her thighs.
Look at the scary vein hands…it's like some parasite is sucking the blood of these gorgeous muffins: Madonna hands, Sara Jessica Parker hands, Angelina Jolie hands…
Cellulite for days
Charon rows the Lithe boat
Career washed away
Ah, the glamorous life of Hollywood's A-List stars.
*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ……*
Nice avatar, Mr. Poindexter. Or do you prefer to be called R Mutt?
She is NASTY…
I once had a scary dream where Jennifer Garner rowed me across a river in order to light a candle. I woke up as weak as a kitten.
Oh well, back to the Jessica Biel banner and then off to bed…
Murderface,
I prefer "Sir", but you can call me whatever you like. I'm not particular.
I did not realize how ugly she is until now. She looks just like that ugly baby you show us.
people are starting to realize what i've always known? there is a god
I'll give her credit for one thing. She looks like she lost all of her pregnancy weight after having had my baby. Good for you, Jen.
Ready for another one?
Don't people usually TAN in Hawaii?
Jeeze her hands are like Madonnas. What is with that? Is this a new thing? I'm scared to get old.
But yea she looks amazing for having children, (is it more than one?) but I'm not a huge fan of her.
uhg, enough with the wrinkly hands already!
It's reassuring to know that celebrities can be just as ugly as regular people.
That is a pale bitch..did someone bukake her??
clearly Matt Damon stuck it up her ass!!@