06.21.2007 JENNIFER GARNER IS DOING THIS

Jennifer Garner is still in Hawaii this week with husband Ben Affleck, and today Jennifer did this.  I have no idea what it is or if she's doing it right, but, look, there she is.   Man, these two really know how to experience the pleasures of life.  This great sport seems to combine all the cardio benefits of standing still with all the excitement of holding a paddle.  It's about the same workout you might get from lighting a candle or having a scary dream.




(68) Comments

  1. Lothar of the Hill People 06/22/2007 00:09

    SHe can stand there all she wants… I'd still be the FIRST to hit that!

  2. edwardnorton 06/22/2007 00:10

    that’s hot.

  3. gregtulipani 06/22/2007 00:11

    She's about as attractive as a skidmark.

  4. Thinine 06/22/2007 00:18

    She could kill me with her thighs.

  5. Lisa02 06/22/2007 00:24

    Look at the scary vein hands…it's like some parasite is sucking the blood of these gorgeous muffins: Madonna hands, Sara Jessica Parker hands, Angelina Jolie hands…

  6. HaikuBoy 06/22/2007 00:35

    Cellulite for days
    Charon rows the Lithe boat
    Career washed away

  7. Dexter Poindexter 06/22/2007 00:36

    Ah, the glamorous life of Hollywood's A-List stars.

    *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ……* 

  8. Murderface 06/22/2007 00:42

    Nice avatar, Mr. Poindexter.  Or do you prefer to be called R Mutt?

  9. Tyler02 06/22/2007 00:48

    She is NASTY…

  10. PercySugden 06/22/2007 00:56

    I once had a scary dream where Jennifer Garner rowed me across a river in order to light a candle.  I woke up as weak as a kitten.

    Oh well, back to the Jessica Biel banner and then off to bed…

  11. Dexter Poindexter 06/22/2007 01:05

    Murderface, 

    I prefer "Sir", but you can call me whatever you like. I'm not particular.  

  12. Ball Que 06/22/2007 01:06

    I did not realize how ugly she is until now.  She looks just like that ugly baby you show us. 

  13. ac 06/22/2007 01:07

    people are starting to realize what i've always known? there is a god

  14. The Celebrity Impregnator 06/22/2007 01:12

    I'll give her credit for one thing.  She looks like she lost all of her pregnancy weight after having had my baby.  Good for you, Jen.

    Ready for another one?

  15. HoneySuckle 06/22/2007 01:13

    Don't people usually TAN in Hawaii?

  16. LadyCroft 06/22/2007 01:15

    Jeeze her hands are like Madonnas. What is with that? Is this a new thing? I'm scared to get old.

     But yea she looks amazing for having children, (is it more than one?) but I'm not a huge fan of her.

  17. unicorn666 06/22/2007 01:27

    uhg, enough with the wrinkly hands already!

  18. Matt02 06/22/2007 01:33

    It's reassuring to know that celebrities can be just as ugly as regular people.

  19. silvertongueddevil 06/22/2007 02:07

    That  is a pale bitch..did someone bukake her??

  20. silvertongueddevil 06/22/2007 02:08

    clearly Matt Damon stuck it up her ass!!@

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