Paris Hilton was dropped last week by her agents at Endeavor, and word is she was let go because other clients were embarrassed to be associated with her. Now OK! Magazine says that the client who finished Paris once and for all was Jessica Alba. OK! says:
“They were getting a lot of pressure from bigger clients to get rid of Paris,” an insider reveals exclusively to OK!. “None of them wanted to have the same agents as Paris; she’s an embarrassment to any real artist.”
And, according to the insider, it was Jessica Alba who tipped the scales against the hotel heiress. “Jessica is the anti-Paris — a real star who hates the silly L.A. party scene that Paris reigns over,” explains the source. “She made it clear to the folks at Endeavor — either Paris goes or she goes.”
Alba makes more on one movie than Paris makes in a year, so this seems like an easy choice. Keep in mind that Paris doesn't actually do anything. She gets high and fucks people, but that's not exactly some money making extravaganza. Unless she blows some dude so amazingly well that diamonds come out, she doesn't really have any kind of talent that would get her paid.
(lets celebrate Albas previously uninvented level of awesomeness with old pictures of her frolicking on South Beach)
yea
The backlash begins. I love you, Karma!
Reason #478,615 why J.A. is my hero…
She got me
arrestedfired, too.BTW, Jessica Biel is still like a trillion times hooter, I mean hotter than Alba. Period.
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Alba likes to toss the pig skin and Hilton gets her salad tossed by the pigs.
If people like Martin Luther King, Jr. and Jesus get federal holidays, Jessica Alba should get like three.
hahaha I love the guy's expression in pic #3. It's kinda like "hamina hamina hamina"
The same day, Jessica's ass cured cancer. It didn't? You're gay, cancer.
Thank you.
Kinda sucks that she's a hater, but that's the last thing on my mind while I shoot a load on the sidewalk that hit a guy on the 39th floor of an office building.
I did some research and like 15 ships, airplanes, and Cuban kiddie-pools with pontoons attached to them went missing near Miami the same weekend these photos of Alba were taken. My data indicates that Jessica is some kind of Siren from Greek mythology and that sailors from many leagues away are lured to a watery death by her enchanting beauty.
The mystery of the Bermuda Triangle has been solved.
Somebody get that bitch naked on film for
Christ'smy sake!Jessica Alba is my new hero.
Though i wish she were a coke addled whore who i might actually have a shot at if i caught her in a gas station at 5am one night, i applaud her.
..don't get me wrong, I love people that hate Paris (the person and the place) but Jessica has blown more people than Paris has. Seriously, she's hot..but damn, she still has numbers that need a square root and a graphing caculator. All actors suck! And yet, I love them.
Cumshot on this. I am enjoying Justin Timberlake on stage right now..
This story has the power to give me a boner again after pics of Mel B, Paris's blimp squadron, and Paris herself wetting herself in the back of a car. Thank you J.A. and fuck you viagra.
MDSDW- How's he taste?