06.19.2007 JESSICA SIMPSON IS HEALTHY

Jessica Simpson went for a walk today with her personal trainer in Hollywood.  Perhaps to go buy some conditioner. 

(this ho has nice calves)




(77) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 06/19/2007 14:29

    KA-CHOW!

  2. DB's Treasure 06/19/2007 14:31

    I thought I was all done with this chick, but I saw employee of the month and I had a one hour and fifty seven minute hard on.

  3. Krusty Burger 06/19/2007 14:40

    Outside of tits the size of basketballs, she has nothing going for her. FUGGGLY

  4. Dirty Hairy 06/19/2007 14:44

    This doesn't count, I can't see her cooter.

  5. foo 06/19/2007 14:44

    What was the matter before?

  6. maddona_kebabsoff 06/19/2007 14:45

    Sixth you b'stards

  7. Pfhoenix 06/19/2007 14:45

    She looks like a greasy haired crack whore to me. And WTF is with those aviator glasses? (BTW, now we can all see Proactiv does -not- work.)

  8. Pfhoenix 06/19/2007 14:48

    Also, her adams apple frightens me.

  9. maddona_kebabsoff 06/19/2007 14:48

    She has a bit of fangage action-direct going on there hmmmmmm

    What ever happened to the nutters 'Aksheeon darect' from Germany….they blew up some big stuff they did. Just thinkin out loud that's all. RIP Bernard

  10. DB's Treasure 06/19/2007 14:50

    Krusty - c'mon now, "fuggly"? We all know what a disgusting and ugly person looks like, but Jessica is far from it. She may look rather unkempt and homely in this pic, but certainly not "fuggly"!

  11. Sloppy Joe 06/19/2007 14:52

    Do midgets jump through her earrings while "Baby Elephant Walk" plays in the background?

  12. bryce 06/19/2007 14:55

    She is one dorky looking bitch. And how stupid do you have to be to pay a 'trainer' $200 an hour to walk around with you outside?

  13. Jamie 06/19/2007 14:56

    BD…Back To Biz I see…already today… Katie  ,Jessica, Paris Jennifer and Lindsay….These are your core competencies…stick with the whores you brought to the Prom and please no more posts on Ben and Matt.

  14. Angel Eyes Van Cleef 06/19/2007 15:00

    Dog the bounty hunter has lost weight.

    Now that could be a non sequitur or an irreverent reference to Miss Simpson's appearance. Either way, i'm happy with it.

  15. bryce 06/19/2007 15:03

    ^ lol Kudos, sir. I want to hear her say "Aloha, brah."

  16. Dexter Poindexter 06/19/2007 15:04

    Getting dumped by Johnny Scissorhands did Chestica a world of good apparently. Hair and lack of makeup aside she's looking doable as ever. 

  17. The Ghost of Deano 06/19/2007 15:04

    I bet she pays this guy $400 per hour to walk around the block with her.  "Personal trainer" my ass, I wonder if he had to be certified.  

  18. gatsby 06/19/2007 15:04

    Her calves make her look like a contender on American Gladiator. Gross! Girls shouldn't have that much muscle on their legs….way too masculine!

  19. returntosander 06/19/2007 15:11

    She looks like the retarded girl who works at the McDonalds

     "CAN I HELP YOUUUUU" 

     

    Except from my experience the retarded girl gives way better blowjobs. 

  20. Lightdragon 06/19/2007 15:16

    she looks like a cave woman

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