KATIE HOLMES IS PREGNANT?

The Sun UK says that Katie Holmes is pregnant for the second time.  No word yet on who the father might be (zing!).  The Sun says:

Holmes told close pals she is thrilled.  But she tried to hide her bump under a loose dress as she and Tom celebrated with their pals THE BECKHAMS in Madrid.  But tactile Tom, 44, gave the game away by paying more attention to Katie, 28, than the action on the pitch.A source said: “Katie and Tom are thrilled about having another baby on the way. She is glowing with happiness.”

Everything these people do is fascinating because their life is run by a religion based on UFO souls trapped on tropical islands.  I might actually switch to Scientology because tropical islands are pretty, and maybe my new UFO god would invite me to hang out.  The only down side would be if I saw my new god get bonked on the head with a coconut or step on a jellyfish.  I'm not sure my faith could handle watching my god spaz out.