06.19.2007 LINDSAY CANCELS HER BIRTHDAY PARTY

Reps for Lindsay Lohan confirm to Us magazine that she has canceled her 21st birthday party, originally scheduled for PURE nightclub at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas on July 2.  Us says:

"Lindsay will not be having the birthday party at PURE and is focusing on her recovery 100 percent,” says Lohan's rep.
A spokesperson for PURE nightclub released the following statement: "We support Lindsay and wish her the best as she is taking care of personal matters at this time. Due to the unique circumstances, as of this afternoon Lindsay's birthday party at PURE Nightclub has been canceled. We think the world of her and look forward to working with her in the future."

If there's one thing you should always do with someone fresh out of rehab, it's hold a giant party in their honor at a club in Las Vegas.  Especially if that person craves attention and has horribly low self esteem.  Lindsay is the kind of girl who would give her vibrator oral for 30 minutes just because it's almost a boy and she wants it to like her.



(63) Comments

  1. jacob priest 06/19/2007 10:36

    first bitch!!

  2. Grits 06/19/2007 10:37

    There goes hopes of alcohol poisoning.

  3. jacob priest 06/19/2007 10:37

    fuck yeah! thats number two for me

  4. Guinny_Ire 06/19/2007 10:37

    No nipple. What's this site come to [today].

  5. The Ghost of Deano 06/19/2007 10:37

    I wouldnt fuck this skank if it came with a free plasma TV.

  6. pepsiaftertaste 06/19/2007 10:38

    she's perfect. i would bang her ass and have her lick her shit off my cock anyday

  7. Primo 06/19/2007 10:41

    Lindsay is the kind of girl who would give her vibrator oral for 30 minutes just because it's almost a boy and she wants it to like her. This has to be one of the funniest postings ever…basically because it is true….somehow, however..I still think the vibrator wouldn't like her "that way"…..and would secretly pray for its batteries to die…..

  8. Primo 06/19/2007 10:42

    Incidentally, thanks for mucking up the odds on the deadpool, skank….

  9. Random Poster 06/19/2007 10:45

    WTF, where are the Matt Damon and Ben Affleck pics????

  10. bryce 06/19/2007 10:48

    Yeah, I'm calling Bull Shit on this. She prolly pulled out of it because she got a better offer from somewhere else. She'll be as drunk as an Irish child molester come her 21st. Mark my words.

  11. Alan 06/19/2007 10:50

    Georgia Rule tanked at the box office so LinHo couldn't come up with the security deposit for the inevitable three-day trashing of the PURE suite.

     "PURE suite".    Snort.

  12. Hugh G. Rection 06/19/2007 10:52

    She’s worried about her upcoming court date. Has to give the appearance of real reform, or wind up like Paris - maybe worse, because of the drug charge.

  13. Dirty Hairy 06/19/2007 10:57

    Why is she trying to show her cunt off in every picture taken of her?

  14. The Ghost of Deano 06/19/2007 10:58

    Yep, I'm sure that the Paris situation has become a kind of "boogeyman" for others like her who've been living on the edge and have gotten caught.

  15. Inigo Montoya 06/19/2007 10:59

    I'm surprised LiLo knows how to pull out of anything.  It's not like she's ever asked anyone else to.

    ba-doom-ching 

     

  16. juniatakid 06/19/2007 11:00

    That's OK. The Pirates play the Brewers that day anyhow.

  17. DB's Treasure 06/19/2007 11:02

    This is not a surprise at all, however there is no way she came to this decision herself. An agency or some sort of representative of hers had to threaten pulling the plug on her if she did anymore stupid shit…..I may be talking out my ass, but ultimately I believe there's no way she made the decision herself.

     

     

    As of her 21st bday, she will still get drunk, and by the end of the night she will be scraped from the floor while her face is lying in a self-made pillow of coke. 

  18. myonline 06/19/2007 11:02

    aww, I wanted to sneak into the party!

     

    http://www.myonlinecupid.com/ 

  19. Jesus H. Christ 06/19/2007 11:08

    Would you like to come to the pants party?

  20. John19 06/19/2007 11:09

    No big deal.  The party will be on again tomorrow.  This just keeps her name in the press for an extra day.  

     Now all the clubs can re-bid for sponsorship rights.  Horray!

     /still want to tap it.

You must be logged in to post a comment.