
Reps for Lindsay Lohan confirm to Us magazine that she has canceled her 21st birthday party, originally scheduled for PURE nightclub at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas on July 2. Us says:
"Lindsay will not be having the birthday party at PURE and is focusing on her recovery 100 percent,” says Lohan's rep.
A spokesperson for PURE nightclub released the following statement: "We support Lindsay and wish her the best as she is taking care of personal matters at this time. Due to the unique circumstances, as of this afternoon Lindsay's birthday party at PURE Nightclub has been canceled. We think the world of her and look forward to working with her in the future."
If there's one thing you should always do with someone fresh out of rehab, it's hold a giant party in their honor at a club in Las Vegas. Especially if that person craves attention and has horribly low self esteem. Lindsay is the kind of girl who would give her vibrator oral for 30 minutes just because it's almost a boy and she wants it to like her.










first bitch!!
There goes hopes of alcohol poisoning.
fuck yeah! thats number two for me
No nipple. What's this site come to [today].
I wouldnt fuck this skank if it came with a free plasma TV.
she's perfect. i would bang her ass and have her lick her shit off my cock anyday
Lindsay is the kind of girl who would give her vibrator oral for 30 minutes just because it's almost a boy and she wants it to like her. This has to be one of the funniest postings ever…basically because it is true….somehow, however..I still think the vibrator wouldn't like her "that way"…..and would secretly pray for its batteries to die…..
Incidentally, thanks for mucking up the odds on the deadpool, skank….
WTF, where are the Matt Damon and Ben Affleck pics????
Yeah, I'm calling Bull Shit on this. She prolly pulled out of it because she got a better offer from somewhere else. She'll be as drunk as an Irish child molester come her 21st. Mark my words.
Georgia Rule tanked at the box office so LinHo couldn't come up with the security deposit for the inevitable three-day trashing of the PURE suite.
"PURE suite". Snort.
She’s worried about her upcoming court date. Has to give the appearance of real reform, or wind up like Paris - maybe worse, because of the drug charge.
Why is she trying to show her cunt off in every picture taken of her?
Yep, I'm sure that the Paris situation has become a kind of "boogeyman" for others like her who've been living on the edge and have gotten caught.
I'm surprised LiLo knows how to pull out of anything. It's not like she's ever asked anyone else to.
ba-doom-ching
That's OK. The Pirates play the Brewers that day anyhow.
This is not a surprise at all, however there is no way she came to this decision herself. An agency or some sort of representative of hers had to threaten pulling the plug on her if she did anymore stupid shit…..I may be talking out my ass, but ultimately I believe there's no way she made the decision herself.
As of her 21st bday, she will still get drunk, and by the end of the night she will be scraped from the floor while her face is lying in a self-made pillow of coke.
aww, I wanted to sneak into the party!
http://www.myonlinecupid.com/
Would you like to come to the pants party?
No big deal. The party will be on again tomorrow. This just keeps her name in the press for an extra day.
Now all the clubs can re-bid for sponsorship rights. Horray!
/still want to tap it.