I don't really do impressions, I'm not a professional impersonator, but heres my impersonation of the paparazzi after Lindsay Lohan pulled her hat down over her face.
"ahh, WHERE DID SHE GO?!? WE LOST HER!!!"
Jesus, is that Lindsay's idea of hiding. She might as well hide behind a magazine with Lindsay Lohan on the cover or a Mean Girls poster. She should work for the CIA or something. So crafty, that one.
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You can't see me! PEEK-A-BOO!
i can see you Lindsay, doing a line off a strippers ass baby…
Maybe she like to smell her musky hat?
Is it just me or does she always wear the same bikini
Maybe one of her entourage farted and she is trying to filter it with the hat?
and yes these are the same pictures as yesterday, but now with no tags
Pic 4 is that sneering Batman baddie from the balcony. I recognize her ski-goggle sized sunglasses.
I'm strangely drawn to her.
And the rest? That's just Lindsay being Lindsay. Fish gotta swim, right? Dog's gotta bark. Well a coked-out, clapped-out 20 year got's to act the foo I spose.
[Disguise Tip: Cover the tell-tale freckles.]
"I'm not Lindsay Lohan! She's in REHAB, get it!? People mistake me for her all the time, but Lindsay is SERIOUS about her REHAB and wouldn't be here on the street, so clearly I am NOT her!"
It's the elusive ghost-skank! RUN!
She's a mindfreak like that Criss Angel guy!
Shouldn't they be accompanied by big guys in white suits holding straight jackets, or nets or something? They should at least be made to wear special uniforms alerting the public that they are in the presence of escapees from the drug nuthouse.
she didnt have a bag full of 8 balls to hide her face behind….
i LOVE this rehab she's in! it's really just a over-priced hotel with group therapy. only if you're interested. no biggie.
Boobies, damn them. As much as I hate Lindsay, I would look at those boobies and be like, "hey baby, is there anything I can get for you?"
Penis flogs her soul
The sands of freedom rape her.
Yippie Kai'yay whore
Guys! She's not hiding behind the hat! That just happens to be where she hides her coke.
Also, I usually think freckles are sexy, but she looks like a goddamned English Muffin in these pics. Not to say I wouldn't still make a map of hawaii on her stomach, given the chance.
i'd lay the islands across her mouth and wrap my fist around it
i was moved to tears by your lyrical genius, HaikuBoy.
She's looking pretty good here.
tittie fuck tittie fuck tittie fuck. And i don`t need to pull off her bra to do it.
Haiku Boy - you are killing it today. But beware Brother, bit of a marm here, and I will unmercifully slay you the very second you break structure.
Oh the thread - Lidsay? cunt. Lindsay in worn out blue bikini? cunt. Lindsay with hat? cunt. Lindsay on big wheel? It's not calculus, do the math.