Lee Weaver has been Lindsay Lohans bodyguard for the past two years, but quit recently because it was too dangerous. Not that the threats against Lindsay were too dangerous, but that Lindsay was too dangerous. Among other awesome things, the News of the World says Lindsay:
Attacked a gun-wielding cocaine dealer for ripping her off, Snorted line after line with Simple Life star Nicole Richie in a TEN-HOUR binge, Slashed her wrists with knives, sobbing that she "didn't belong on this planet", enjoyed frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties — and even made a play for chart star Mariah Carey.
A direct quote from Weaver:
"I have looked after some of the wildest stars in Hollywood — but never anyone as out of control as Lindsay is. She had a total death wish and took more drugs and drank more than anyone I've met."
The final straw came when she attacked a coke dealer:
"In April she asked me to take her to her dealer in Beverly Hills. I knew if I refused she'd go alone — so I took her. He was waiting for her in some bushes. Suddenly she started screaming and punching him for selling her short.
He pulled a gun. I got out and he threatened to shoot me unless I got her to back off — but she kept hitting him. Luckily he got distracted and I punched him down. I dragged Lindsay into the car and drove off but she was screaming at me to go back. It was like Pulp Fiction. I knew then she was just too dangerous to be around."
Everything you need to know about the pussies in Hollywood is that Lindsay Lohan apparently runs the streets. And until other actors muster up the courage to take back the night, she’ll continue to bully Hollywood into submission. She's like Tony Soprano, but with big tits and a less ambiguous ending.
1st?
Wow. I feel so ashamed of myself.
My first podium finish!!
Wow, the gun-wielding drug dealer threated to shoot the BODYGUARD unless he could pull off Lindsay Lohan. This chick is tough and great in bed… she should star in the "Boys N Tha Hood" sequel!
Why am I not proud of that?
Anyway, in a previous post I said something to the effect of LiLo was going to make a sexy corpse. I want to reiterate that. I bet she is the most popular death pool pick this year.
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Is that a picture of her in rehab? Hospital gown?
haha a coke dealer in beverly hills who cant get a 5'6 chick to back off
I actually quite like her now after reading this
That's too bad, I bet if that coke dealer had shot her, Judge Sauer would have pardoned him. Hell, probably would give him a medal for public service.
This chick is not afraid of anything. I kinda respect that. She can look into the eyes of death, and death backs down. The only thing scarier than North Korea having nukes, would be Lindsay having nukes.
lesbian sex romps? youtube or it didnt happen
I would marry this chick, she's rad.
Sounds like LiLo has a bigger pair of cojones than her bodyguard does.
Okay guys it's the old game. If you had to who'd your rather f@*K? The picture above of Lindsay Lohan playing Dana Plato or Scary Spice?
I'm actually going to go with Scary Spice because of the STD factor with LiLO. I'd take her from behind with a bag over my head. If I"m lucky I'll asphyiate.
change your to you in first sentence.
What a pussy coke dealer. He had a gun and he didn't shoot the bitch and/or the guard to take their money?
And since when did they let people smoke in rehab?
Can i love her anymore than i do now?
my coke dealer likes to meet me in the bushes as well! weird.
id bang lilo just because scary is prego, and that shit is just too gross. i mean come on now. the fetus mite enjoy it, and i couldnt live w/ knowin bison beat me down.
Wow I really wanna respect her now, but I still can't! The good thing is that she will probably be dead soon.