Today is boring. To sum up, Lindsay Lohan is a retard and Paris Hilton is a different type of retard. So, if you want, you can get a feel for next weekends big movies and be scared out of your fucking wits and maybe throw up at your desk while watching a leaked clip from Eli Roths "Hostel II" (link at the bottom). In it, a naked and dangling Heather Matarazzo gets cut up and Edwige Fenechher Monika Malacova does her best Elizabeth Bathory impression (oooo, someones been watching history international). Or, you can go over to Time.com and read a cool interview with Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Ellen Barkin about "Oceans 13". A sample:
CLOONEY: The last real movie stars were probably Redford and Newman. And things were different then. There wasn't this amazing amount of magazines and information about them.
DAMON: We didn't know anything about them.
CLOONEY: There was mystique. They're 60 feet high, and you paid your buck and a half to go see them. But that's gone. People know everything about everybody now.
PITT: Jaws came along and proved you could make huge money with blockbusters, and it set this thing in motion that has lowered the subject matter. People like George have been getting good stuff out there, but it's an industry that pushes people out on the big stage too fast, before they're ready, and it eats them up as well. It's a different kind of arena now.
BARKIN: Think about it. Do we know anything about Robert Redford's children? Does he even have any?
DAMON: I worked with him, and I don't know.
PITT: I have four, if you haven't heard.
They also reveal some fun trivia like Brad and George were the last two finalists for the role in "Thelma and Louise" that ultimately went to Brad and that Bruce Willis turned down the role of Danny Ocean. Another piece of trivia is that if Brad Pitt was our 11th president, he'd be James Polk and known for his foreign policy success.
WARNING - this clip from Hostel II is EXTREMELY GRAPHIC and not for the faint of heart.
First!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a scientist! Second!
not first!
trilogy of a remake. hollywood at it's finest.
ThLema and Louise? HIIYOOO.
You actually get to see some dick in that movie.
Matt Damon has a yellow belt in Karate.
Talk about a Fight Club,I would love to fight these ass bitches
And MikeR my first name is KUNG
OH GEORGE IS SO DREAMY.
Matt Damon never looks right with these two.
Next weekend is huge? I'll tell you what's huge. Zzzzzzip! Get it? I'm referring to my dick. My dick is huge. Tenth.
Not many women comment in WWTDD (I reckon) … but this post deserves that all do!!! These fine men… each with his own charm and allure. Even Damon not being as "guapo" brings in the balance, so… such male-gorgeousness yields right before frivolity.
Clooney is fucking class man.
link is broken already
Those dudes are starting to show their age.
eh, who gives a shit about this movie? The first one was lame and i don't get all hyped up by seeing these dudes just smirking real cool-like either. Wake me when Transformers comes out.
Wow, Eli Roth: Nice literal bloodbath. Subtle.
Damon is not in the same league. I know this and I'm a straight male.
My panera isnt nearly as delicious as it was before I watched that clip…