NICKY HILTON ISNT HELPING

Shockingly, Nicky Hilton does not feel that her sister Paris should be going to jail on Monday for repeatedly driving with a suspended license after a DUI.  Hilton says: 

"I think she should definitely be punished, but going to jail for a traffic violation is pretty absurd."

Oh fuck you whore.  Don't act like Paris rolled through a stop sign one night and the next thing you know a SWAT team repelled down from a helicopter and threw her ass in a camp.  They tried punishing Paris by suspending her license, and she ignored them and kept driving, so wtf are they supposed to do?  They could give her community service but she would just screw that up.  They would tell her to wash a cop car and somehow, as a result, fire breathing dragons would end up ruling the earth.  God knows how, but I have total confidence in her ability to fuck things up beyond all comprehension.