For a few weeks now, people who ran out of everything else to talk about talked about whether or not Nicole Richie was pregnant. Some said "who?" while others agreed, "I've never cared about anything less in my life". But now Page Six chimes in, and they say she is:
"Nicole is kind of hoping her pregnancy will keep her out of jail," the friend said. Richie is facing time due to a DWI arrest earlier this year. But friends are concerned and "wondering if she can carry the baby to term because of her weight issues," we're told.
What a charming story. This kid will be thrilled to know he's alive in the world because his mom wanted to stay out of jail after she got high and parked her car on the freeway facing oncoming traffic. You might as well have a kid because your coffee table is wobbly and you needed something to stick under the leg.
Well, I just had to fix the wobble you know, so I made sure I had a hunchbacked kid.
oh and that was first bitches^
You might as well have a kid because your coffee table is wobbly and you needed something to stick under the leg.
To be fair, it would be just as possible to mistake Nicole FOR the coffee table leg…
I didn't think skeletons were fertile.
Something about if you're barely alive yourself, you can't actually grow a life in yer bellah.
Meh…prolly just more of that biology bullshit the liberals are trying to pass off as science.
Either way, here's to keeping the circle of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome unbroken.
http://www.tonyisdead.com
At lest it will have a good excuse as to why its so dumb
That's retarded.
Close friends reported they noticed a change in her when she started "eating for 1".
(Stolen liberally from Craig Ferguson)
What the hell is with the manskunk?
Nicole should just borrow one of Britney's chilluns.
It's not like she keeps close track of them or anything.
Not like Angelina Jolie who counts the Brangelina Bunch every night and gloats, "All for me, all for me!"
The genetic code of mediocrity prevails yet again.
This is exactly what Bob Barker was worried about…
…if this bitch had been spayed…
The shocking part of this story is that someone was actually able to get it up while looking at a naked Nicole Richie.
If she were a little bigger, she could be a dog's chew toy.
Naked Nicole Ritchie!? Yah, now I lost my appetite. Thanks, man…
The kid will be half skunk, half chupicabra. It's ugliness will only be surpassed by Suri Cruise.
can you imagine being involved romantically with such drama-magnetic celebrity trash? I dont care if she was fully-waxed, stood to inherit the Hearst empire, majoring in Kegel-therapy, and had flawless legs and natural breasts, and won a Pulitzer… I would RUN not walk in the opposite direction.
She'll only be pregnant long enough to stay out of jail. Afterwards, she'll either have an abortion or "fall" on a coat hanger. With long odds that she tries to vomit up the baby. It is in her tummy after all.
She got knocked up by Stinkor from He-Man. The baby can be Stinkacabra. FUCK!